Winter jokes well to say to your friends and family.
If the heat outside is really stifling, we have the best solution to get rid of the heat.
Read the selection below of winter jokes, which will make you forget a little about the thermal discomfort felt.
It was so cold this winterd that a pickpocket was caught with his hands in his pockets.
Winter snow jokes
Heavy winter in the United States, with heavy snow, snow, snow, ice and all the cutlery.
On a sidewalk early in the morning, a drunk was making a monstrous scandal until, in the end, a policeman came to him.
– What do you have, sir? What are you swearing about the mother of fire here?
– Policeman, hack, someone made a path to the bar right in the middle of the sidewalk…
– Well, very nice of him.
So what?
– Yes, but I need about seven paths, hack…
– Daddy, what will we have under the Christmas tree this year?
– Parquet, like last year, my dear!
– Why do you like winter so much?
– Because I also see snowmen. As people of nothing, I kept seeing around me, and I got a little tired of them.
Why do we prefer the winter season?
Because we stay longer in our warm houses
Winter dad jokes
Kid, why do you want to come winter quickly?
Dad, I wanted it because I was a good kid, and I was waiting for a gift.
Dad, it’s true that you are Santa Claus?
No kid, I have no beard and a fat belly on me.
– Isn’t it, Dad, that Santa Claus is coming to us?
– Sure you do.
First, we have to end the summer, the winter to come, and the snow to make the tree.
– Then why do I have to be good from now on?
You are the best at making snowballs. Why, kid?
Because I have big hands, dad
– Mommy, what would you like for Christmas?
– Have a good boy.
– Wow! Does that mean you’re pregnant, and I’ll have a baby?
Cold weather jokes
British researchers have conducted an extensive market study to understand why women love winter.
Here are the answers they received:
– 0.5% said they love to read winter jokes…
– 0.5% pointed out that they love Christmas
– 1% said snow is their favorite
– The rest were vehement: they no longer had to epilate on their feet.
It was a terrible winter, with temperatures well below freezing.
In the house of a family that requested the decoupling from the power plant that supplies thermal and electrical energy, a great reporter who is as amateur as possible about the most sensational reports on the spot also has some curiosities:
– What do you do if you’re cold?
– We gather around the candle and tell jokes in winter.
– What if it’s very cold?
– We get even closer to her and still make fun of trouble.
– What if it’s cold, with a temperature below minus 10 degrees Celsius?
– In this case, we sigh deeply and light the candle…
Winter night, storm, cold from freezing everything, a baker just wanted to close the store when a frozen customer came in the door and wanted to buy two pretzels.
– Are you married, sir? The baker asks.
– Of course!
Don’t you think my mother would have kicked me out of the house for a while like this ?!
-How do you smile so wide? Can’t you see how cold it is outside?
-That’s how I got caught in the winter. It’s not my fault!