Why we are still enjoying telling blonde girls? Does even bother them? Blonde jokes have so much history and it’s a mystery where it all came from, but we enjoy it and even blondes do.
People still believe if you are a natural blonde, then you must be a dumb woman or stupid.
It’s a stereotype and maybe men can’t help themselves to say something, because it’s clear that the most desirable ones are the blondes.
So let’s appreciate the women as they are, no matter what their color of skin and hair is.
Now it’s that time of the moment when we give you the right dose of the best jokes about blondes.
These kind of jokes should not be said even loud, but we can keep it all here, right?
What’s the difference between Toyota and a blonde?
A Toyota doesn’t enter in everyone.
Why do blondes feel proud of their color?
Because no one sees their mustache.
Why blondes don’t go to college?
Because they are still in kindergarten.
What’s a blonde without boobs?
– Nothing.
A lady says:
-This tunnel is so long.
-This is because we are in the last wagon, says a blonde.
Q: Do you know the resemblance between a blonde and a highway?
A: After the inauguration, both become public.
Two blondes read a newspaper:
-Listen, girl … a grandmother was raped in Brooklyn!
-And we stay here in Upper East Side like fools.
Why are blonde girls so short?
So they can remember themselves.
How do you keep a blonde busy?
You give your credit card.
A blonde sends his boyfriend a postcard from her vacation. It says “It’s amazing here, but I don’t know where I am”
What’s similar between an smart blonde and an OZN. You hear about them but you never see them.
One blonde to another.
– When you make love, do you speak with your husband?
– Only if he calls me.
