Wheelchair jokes are quite successful
Even if it’s not really nice, we can’t help but laugh every time we hear or read wheelchair jokes.
In fact, even many of those immobilized in such a device make fun of trouble, and you hear the best such jokes right from their mouths.
Humor can be a powerful tool to bring people together and overcome barriers.
Jokes about wheelchairs people can be funny and full of goodwill if they are made with respect and understanding.
The goal is to bring smiles without offending anyone.
We also tried to group for you more jokes about wheelchairs people, and if we succeeded, then we are waiting for your opinion.
Therefore, we have also selected a few for you, which you can read below.
– How is the patient today? Did he console himself with the fact that he was paralyzed and would get home in a wheelchair?
So the doctor asks the nurse.
– Yeah, no problem. When I passed him an hour ago, he told me he couldn’t wait to return to his wife.
– Aha! It seems that he has not fully recovered and is still delusional…
Why are wheelchair people always punctual?
Because they have well-greased wheels!
What does a man in a wheelchair say when someone asks him about his hobbies?
“I like to drift in the parking lot!”
What does a man in a wheelchair say when someone offers him help going up?
“Thanks, but I’m an expert on wheels!”
Funny wheelchair jokes
Q: What do cannibals call a person in a wheelchair who is trying to get rid of them?
A: Fast food
A guy walks into a very upset bar and asks out loud:
– Yeah, who were you to beat my dad, so he stayed in a wheelchair for the rest of his life?
A very well-made guy gets up from one of the tables and says:
– Me!
Which the guy walks up to him and says:
– Well done! Now let’s have a beer and tell you some wheelchair jokes because maybe you’re stressed too, no
What does a man in a wheelchair say when someone offers him a seat?
“Thank you, but I already have a very comfortable one, where I can read the best jokes people in strollers!”
What does a man in a wheelchair say when someone asks him if he does sports?
“Of course, I slalom through obstacles every day!”
Why are wheelchairs people good at finding the shortest routes?
Because I’m always on the move!
What does a man in a wheelchair say when someone offers him a helping hand?
“Thanks, but I’m fine on wheels!”
Vegetable wheelchair joke
Q: What part of the vegetable is difficult for cannibals to eat?
A: Wheelchair…
At a communal dispensary, an old man in a wheelchair addresses the doctor:
– Doctor, I don’t know what else to do. I’ve been feeling terrible pain in my right leg for a while.
“Nothing serious, Daddy!” Age and fault…
“Well, I don’t believe one anymore!” the old man answers.
But, look, to understand me. My left leg is the same age, which doesn’t hurt.
A guy in a wheelchair also goes to the doctor:
– Doctor, I have insomnia! I don’t know what else to do ?!
– I will prescribe you a recipe that contains potency pills!
– Hmmm, interesting. And will they help me sleep better?
– No, not at all, but the nights will be much more interesting like that…
How to clean a dirty wheelchair?
With water
Best wheelchair jokes
The doctor addresses the skier after the accident:
– I have two pieces of news: good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
– The bad one.
– We had to amputate your legs and from now on you will have to move in a wheelchair.
– And the good one?
– We managed to sell your boots, and with the money from them, we took a whole collection of books with wheelchair jokes!
Why are people in wheelchairs good at team sports?
Because they know how to support each other?
What does a man in a wheelchair do when he is angry?
Take a break, inflate the tires and go for a walk.
What does a man in a wheelchair say when he is ready to go on the road?
“I’m ready to roll towards a new adventure!”
What does a man in a wheelchair do when he has reached his destination?
Inflate the tires and go even further.
What did a man in a wheelchair say when he was asked if he was tired?
“No, I’m just a little deflated!”
The patient’s patient in a wheelchair:
– Once again, you must follow this treatment, and I’m done…
Which the patient:
“Oh, doctor, I’m so glad!”
And after that, am I healthy again?
Will I be able to go?
– Where from!
It’s just that after that you paid in full and by yourself, my new villa…