Among the most beloved jokes are those about other peoples. Therefore, if you love them too, we have a selection of the best jokes with Italians, French, Canadians and Asians. They will make you laugh to your heart’s content, so relax and read them leisurely.
-If you are Italian, French, Canadian or Asian, how can you be sure that you have all the attention from the waiter who serves you?
– Order in German!
A Frenchman is asked:
– What do you like more, wine or women?
The Frenchman answers:
– It depends on the date of manufacture!
In the French restaurant, the waiter – a Frenchman, was advertising:
– Our snails are known all over the world!…
The group of clients, made up of Italians, Asians and Canadians:
“I’ve already noticed that!” We were just served by one…
A Canadian, a Frenchman, an Asian and an Italian are planning a picnic.
Italian:
– I’ll bring the food!
The French:
– I’ll bring the drink!
The novel:
Canadian:
-I bring maple syrup for dessert:
Asians
– I bring my wife and in-laws!
In front of Otopeni airport, a Chinese man gets into a taxi and asks the driver:
– How many inhabitants does America have?
“About 200 million,” the driver replies.
– Wonderful! It’s fantastic to live in a country where you all know each other.
For a beer, several neighbors, including Italians, French, Canadians, English, the Italian decides to take the initiative and ask his neighbor opposite, a typical Asian:
– Mai Li, don’t you get angry when people say that you Chinese are sown among you?
– They went to get beer …. I’m my wife !!!
Canadian scientists have concluded that the expression:
“All men are the same” was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd!
– How good you look today, mother-in-law! You could take a picture of a Chinese painter.
“How kind of a son-in-law you are, dear!” But why a Chinese painter?
–Because they usually paint dragons…
An Italian arrives at the airport in Paris. The French customs officer looks at his passport and asks:
– Occupation?
To which the German:
– No, no, just visiting my family from China!
A badly beaten guy meets a friend:
– What happened to you, ma?
– Some Chinese beat me! I kicked my head, my belly, my back! What’s more, I’m dust!
– And you didn’t punch?
– No, they had busy hands to keep their eyes open!
