What is Thanksgiving Day?
A great day to eat more with your family and friends.
For what do we thank for a thanksgiving?
For the harvest that God gives to us
What do you harvest if you don’t plan anything for the year?
What another plant
Why do we have to thank?
Because we want to be appreciated after that.
28 November every year
Thanksgiving day for kids
Can you tell me when Thanksgiving day is?
You can make a joke to a friend to plant and take care of their field the whole year that tomorrow will be a tornado.
Write us more jokes about Thanksgiving day.
What kind of music did the pilgrims enjoy?
Plymouth ROCK!
Why on thanksgiving day it not working? Because all workers tell jokes at dinner.
What did the mother of the turkey tell her non-obedient children? If your father could see you now, he would be in his lap!
Why did the Police arrest the turkey? They suspected it was about the FOWL game!
Q: Which part of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: the outside.
Funny thanksgiving day jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drums for Thanksgiving.
Q: What did the mother of the turkey tell her non-obedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he would return to his home!
Q: What do you call Thanksgiving Dracula?
A: Because I use such a bird language.
What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
Cactus, as her hair is.
Best thanksgiving jokes
Did you know that pilgrims came across smoke-colored ships designed by a guy named Valentine?
Yes, they were gray V-boats.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a snail?
Enough drums for Thanksgiving.
What should you wear for Thanksgiving dinner?
A vest of grace.
Thanksgiving jokes for adults
Where does the turkey go dancing?
Butterball.
I think my favorite Thanksgiving meal is pie.
But some people say it’s irrational.
Two months ago, I told my psychiatrist:
“I’m still thinking about suicide,” and he’s been making me pay in advance ever since.
– Doctor, on line 1, a patient says he is invisible!
“Tell him I can’t see him now.”
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion, and he told me I was ugly!
Did you know that Hellen Keller’s villa has a swimming pool?
No problem, not her.
What is the difference between a battery and a ship?
The battery has a positive side!
A conductor of orchestrating meets God.
The conductor: Dear Lord, help me to become the best conductor!
God asks him: Son, would you like to be the conductor of my choir of angels and the best composers like Mozart, Beethoven, and Schubert to write for you?
Conductor: That would be the most extraordinary thing!
God: Get ready. Tomorrow at ten, you have the first rehearsal!
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family.
My kids loved it, but my wife wasn’t too happy.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he will fly for a day.
But if you push a man off a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life.
A guy complains to friends:
I thought my vasectomy would prevent my wife from getting pregnant, but it seems to change the baby’s skin color.
My mother told me that alcohol is my enemy.
But the Bible teaches us to love our enemies.
When they discovered the wreck of the Titanic, did divers notice that the pool was still full?
I don’t like to use the word kidnapping.
I prefer the adopter to the surprise.
Girl: You would be a good dancer, except for two things.
Boy: What are those?
Girl: Your legs.
– Look at you, too: short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: She is my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know you were her father.
B: I’m not either. I’m her mother.
He: I could go to the end of the world for you.
She: Yes, but would you stay there?
He: I offer myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don’t like cheap gifts.
He: My dear, I want to share everything with you!
She: Perfect, give me your card and PIN, please!
Psychologist: Do you have problems making decisions?
Patient: Well, yes and no.
What did the full glass say to the empty one?
Dude, you look drunk.
Two antennas decided to get married.
However, the ceremony was quite dull, but the reception was incredible!
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Because they have all the solutions!
Can a kangaroo jump above a house?
– Obviously, the house doesn’t jump!
When I met my wife now, I asked her if she was a vegetarian because she loved animals.
She replied, “Oh, no, I just hate vegetables.”
A guy falls from the 7th floor.
After about 5 minutes, his hair falls out.
Why: he was doing a treatment that delayed hair loss!
Did you catch your wife’s lover?
Don’t rush to beat him.
He can be the father of your children!
Clients assaulted prostitutes on the city belt after the Police launched the “Belt saves lives” campaign.