Even if you’re not getting married, and March 8 isn’t either, you can’t resist some good stripper jokes! We have grouped some of the most successful ones in the next election, which we hope will suit your liking.
He and she:
– Honey, have you decided what to do on March 8?
– Yes! I go with the girls to a stripper party.
– Bravo!
I also talked the boys into going to the bar, drinking a couple of beers and telling many funny jokes between boys.
– What?
– But what happened?
Why are you crying, baby?
– You don’t love me anymore!
Funny stripper jokes, perfect for a good laugh
Three elderly Catholic mothers sat at the table and each boasted of their grandchildren.
First:
– My nephew is a bishop, and when he enters a house, everyone greets him with:
“Your Highness!”
Second:
– My nephew is a cardinal and when he enters a house, everyone greets him with “Your Enlightenment!”
Third:
– You’re two mens, both of you.
My nephew is a stripper, and when he enters a house, all the women exclaim:
“God!”
He and she are in bed. The phone is ringing.
She answers and comes back.
– Who was? He asks.
– Husband.
– Then I’m leaving.
– Relax.
He said he was staying another hour because he went out for a beer with you, and you just told him the best stripper jokes he had heard in the last year
Wife:
– If you go to that bar with strippers and strippers again, I swear I’m not talking to you at all!
– Please, baby…
Don’t tempt me.
A nice guy and well done traveling by train.
In the compartment, several women were talking about pain. One of them:
– The pain of the masses is terrible.
Another says:
– The pain at birth is unbearable.
– It can be seen that no one hit you with a bottle of beer in your eggs when you were in a band of strippers on March 8!
Our guy also intervened shyly!
Good stripping jokes
The doctor to the patient:
– You went to a stripping party.
Unfortunately, you have acquired an extremely rare contagious disease.
You will be moved to a separate room and eat only pizza and pancakes there.
– And will these help me get better?
– No, but that’s the only food that fits under the door.
Okay, and a magazine with stripping jokes to lift your spirits!
– What’s wrong with you here at a bar with strippers and naked girls, Mr. Director?
I knew you were still at work!
– I’m only here for work.
I’m looking for a secretary.
A rather dizzy girl tells the bartender:
– I don’t like surprises, so I’ll tell you from now on:
I only have 10 dollars with me.
What do you recommend?
– Another stripper bar.
Funny stripper jokes
A Scotsman drinks a beer in a strip bar.
After a while, he wants to go to the toilet.
With more people in the bar, he leaves a note on the beer:
“I spat in it.”
Returning, he finds another note:
“And us.”
The wife receives a message from her husband:
“My dear, I was abducted by aliens and held captive at a stripping bar.
They experimented on me, scratched my back, took my money, sprayed me with perfume, and soiled me with lipstick!
They promised me, however, that he would release me in an hour after I told them some more stripping jokes that I still knew, and it is”.