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Q: Why are there so few Star Wars jokes?
A: There are no Star Wars jokes.
All are real happenings.
Q: Did you know that Chuck Norris played a role in Star Wars?
A: Don’t make Star Wars jokes with me
I: True, he was STRONG.
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Q: Why did Star Wars movies appear in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, and 3?
A: Because Yoda hasn’t learned to count correctly yet.
Q: What kind of car drives iodine?
A: The Toyoda convertible.
Q: What is the name of a Dutchman who looks alone at Star Wars?
To: Hans Solo.
Star wars jokes for kids
The father discusses with his son:
– Son, do you know why I call your mother the Death Star?
Because it makes my world explode forever!
A kid watches Star Wars on TV, and he says:
Dad, this is a cartoon?
Han Solo approaches Chewbacca and tells him:
– Can you give me a picture of you?
– Why? Am I fond of you that you can’t sleep without looking at my face?
– Not. My boy doesn’t think Bau-Bau exists.
Darth Vader, tired, decides to go out of town. Enter and order.
After 5 minutes:
– Boy, what’s this, tea or coffee?
– Can’t figure out the taste?
– Not.
– Well, if you don’t see any difference, does it matter if it’s tea or coffee?
Darth Vader, it’s that dad of the dark side only.
In the spaceship, Princess Leia speaks in a gentle voice and softly:
– Why are you shouting? Why are you nervous? He only yelled at you a few times, no problem, not something unusual.
But, in an area with turbulence, it happens.
Ready, ready, now we calm down.
Then with a normal voice:
– All is well?
Have you calmed down?
Alright, now I’m going to reassure the passengers too!
Yoda, as a child, at grammar time.
The teacher explains:
– I didn’t eat, you didn’t eat, he didn’t eat, we didn’t eat, you didn’t eat, they didn’t eat!
Now, repeat Yoda!
– We are all hungry!
In us, at a sheepfold, with an infernal noise, an alien ship lands.
Out of it comes Darth Vader and, arrogantly, he goes to the shepherds and tells them:
– I’m Darth Vader!
The shepherd gives him a glass of palinka:
Take and drink.
He will be tired.
Darth Vader drinks and then:
– I’m Darth Vader!
Yoda meets Darth Vader in the stars with the ships.
So, we finally met!
Yes, of course, now let’s play chess.
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The shepherd gives him a glass of whisky.
Something more relaxed, Darth Vader tries another approach:
– I’m from another planet!
Another shepherd answers:
– Little Johnny, it’s no longer poured that he’s already gotten drunk!
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Star Wars Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo, Mamma, it’s so ugly that she can play in the Star Wars movie.
Why does a Jedi it’s clean all the time?
Because he wears only white clothes
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Darth Vader was your dad.
I talked with my fiance and asked her who her favorite Jedi was.
She answered red shirt.
Why couldn’t Yoda pay for dinner?
Because his master card got denied.
Vader is reading a great book about Force levitation…He can’t put it down.
What’s your favorite toy of baby Yoda?
A yo-yoda.
How many sith lords must you change a lightbulb from the lamp?
None. They prefer the darkness.
Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
At the second-hand store.
How long did it take Chewbacca to finish a book?
30 minutes. He wasn’t feeling very hungry.
My son Luke loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
When you consider that Luke Skywalker lived on a desert planet with two suns, you’d expect him to have more of a sun tan.
What is Darth Vader’s favorite song?
Dancing in the Darth.
Why will a Jedi also be a great doctor?
Because Jedis have a lot of patience.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
He felt his presents!
Why do droids not like children?
Because they always push their buttons…
Luke went with his dad to a restaurant.
They were eating burgers, so his dad asked for the ketchup sauce.
Unfortunately, the ketchup levitates on him.
Skywalker, can’t you pass the ketchup like everyone else?
Darth Vader to a hot redhead:
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.
What did Luke’s wife say before conceiving a child?
Use the Force, Luke!
A pandemic is like being Darth Vader.
We must wear masks, be socially and emotionally distant, and follow orders.
Darth Vader thinks your throat needs a hug.
Some dads are so great. They would blow your planet just to teach you a valuable lesson…Luke is so lucky.
The Darth Wader’s wife to him: No, honey. Today you can’t see my dark side.
To know that Star Wars is not fiction and all the characters in the movie exist!
It’s just waiting for Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis to die so that he can conquer Earth.
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