Interview with a coach after a 10-0 defeat:
Reporter: How do you comment on this devastating defeat?
Coach: What a devastating defeat?
Our team did not lose its position in the standings after this match, so it is good.
Reporter: You couldn’t lose the standings because you are in last place.
What do you think supporters will have?
Funny sports jokes
Coach: I don’t know what supporter you’re talking about because I didn’t see anyone in the stands.
Reporter: Your team is in relegation and has no support.
How do you think you will get back?
Coach: I returned from last night, but the guys don’t seem to.
All the defenders told me they had drinks, and the rest of the team thought it was still a bit high from you know what: D.
Reporter: How is that possible ?!
Do you fight the team and supporters?
Coach: The only thing I would have beaten this season would have been the drink we got from the sponsor if I hadn’t drunk.
Now that I have cleared everything, I was expecting a beverage bottle in the fridge.
Going for a walk in a sports field it’s the best thing I have done for my fitness.
Just burned 000 calories.
That’s the last time when I don’t eat.
What’s the difference between rugby and politics?
In rugby, you’re out if you’re caught stealing.
Did you hear they don’t do the “The Wave” at all sports events?
This is because too many people don’t want to stay in their chairs.
What’s your favorite sport?
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Why was Michaela banned from sports?
Because she knows to play
Why do football players do so well in bed?
Because they know the numbers
If procrastination was an Olympic sport.
It was a great competition.
Refusing to go to the sport counts as new training, right?
Why is Super Bools more popular than the final?
Because they run great ads
Why was the baseball player a bad sport?
Because it is not funny
Sports jokes for kids
Why can’t you play a sports game in the forest?
Because there are many animals.
My sport opponent was not happy with the goals.
He kept returning it.
Where did the sportive keep their balls?
In their pants.
If a sportsman reads this fat joke, he will laugh right now!
Tennis would be more interesting if women didn’t wear skirts.
I am a professional sportive at watching women on the street
The best sport in the world is to stay in your home and watch TV
Why did the football players cross the street?
There are players from the bench.
I wore two pairs of pants when I was jogging.
My friends ask me why I do, and I respond that I need two paints because I need to change after a run.
Best sport jokes
Do you think that triathlon it’s easy?
Just try this sport, and you will start to cry.
Dad, Dad, what’s going on with a footballer who doesn’t look good anymore?
My dear child, when the footballer does not see well, he becomes a referee.
Cristiano Ronaldo: God sent me to earth to learn the world of football and show them what I can do!
Messi: I didn’t send anyone for that.
During an event, a boxer entered the ring a bit dizzy and, after only a few seconds, immediately received a shot that sent him to the floor immediately, after which he tried to get up, but the coach shouted at him:
– Stay down until 8, the coach said.
The warrior whispering asks:
– And now, what time is it?