How does a skeleton dance?
Like Mick Jagger!
Can skeleton make jokes?
Yes, if he can look at you.
How do you recognize a skeleton?
It was so slim.
It looks like he doesn’t eat.
OK, maybe one time per week.
Why are skeletons white?
Because all we are white inside.
How do you recognize a real skeleton?
By making skeleton jokes around your friends
A group of skeletons rises from the cemetery.
What is the first thing that they do?
They go to drink!
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Three skeletons were walking down the street.
They ask each other?
“When did you die?”
“Hey, you answer the skeleton with ’65’.
A skeleton enters a bar and starts to make jokes.
All people from the bar start to cry because they are scared!
“But when did you die?”
“After” 93″.
“You’re not bad. I think you had good food then”.
“But you?”
The other two ask the third.
– When you died?
“What are you crazy about?
I didn’t die! I’m a student. I go to college.
What is the favorite plant of a skeleton?
A GOOD tree-go.
But if they don’t like one, what about an S-pin?
What happens when a skeleton doesn’t laugh at you being stung?
It looks like some funny bones are broken.
A skeleton in a bar: Waiter, please bring me a beer and a mop!
A skeleton goes to the doctor for a consultation.
The furious doctor says:
Now, sir?
Easy to remember skeleton jokes
Two skeletons lost in the desert ran when, at one point, one says:
– Wait for a little. I can see it only!
– Why?
– I did muscle fever!
Skeleton jokes, to laugh with your friends
Nothing can not be used as a source of inspiration for a good joke.
Even death is often laughed at, and the chapter on “skeleton jokes” seems inexhaustible.
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About 3 skeletons were walking down the street.
One asks the other?
– When did you die?
– Hey, answers the skeleton. I have some time through ’65.
– Yes, you can see, you still look good. Look how strong your bones, how much calcium you have, and eat well through ’65
– But when did you die?
– From ’93.
– You know, and you look good.
You really don’t look bad at all. I think you had good food back then.
– But you? The other two ask the third.
When did you die?
– What, did you go crazy?
I didn’t die! I am a student, go to college, and have two arrears!
A skeleton wants to make a good joke for Halloween and goes to a well-known doctor.
The indignant doctor yelled at him: “Is he coming now?”
Five skeletons in a cemetery, playing poker.
Suddenly, a drunken little more eager begins to make a scandal and gallop near the cemetery. The oldest skeleton tells the youngest:
– Listen, you go and scare that jerk.
The skeleton goes and starts bu-hu-hu! Bu-hu-hu! The beetle is nothing.
He returns the disappointed skeleton to the others and tells them that he has not succeeded.
The old skeleton gives him a cigarette, tells him to ask for a fire, and when he sees his face, he will be scared.
Said and done: the younger skeleton does exactly the same thing: he goes, he asks for a fire, the drunkard gives him, and full of grief, he tells the skeleton:
– My dad, if you see that it hurts you, why don’t you leave?
Funny skeleton jokes
5 skeletons were playing in a poker cemetery when suddenly a belief came and galloped around the cemetery.
The oldest skeleton says to the young man:
– You go and scare him.
The young skeleton goes and starts with bu-hu-hu and other dubious noises, but the mockery is nothing.
He returns extremely disappointed and tells them he has failed.
The old skeleton gives him a cigarette and tells him to ask for a fire because the drunkard will be scared when the lighter light comes on.
Said and done. The young skeleton goes, he asks for a fire, the ridicule gives him and full of anger, the drunkard tells the skeleton:
– My son, if you see that your cigarettes are bad, why do you smoke?
Two brothers with skeletons speak the first bro:
Hey, get up and do some exercise. You’re so strong that you weigh a ton!
Second bro: A skeleton!
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his friend?
A: Will you tame me?
You must not have done it? Oh well, that’s fine.
I guess these ocean passengers are too deeo for you.
Not?
OK… but you know why the skeleton was alone, right?
Oh, because he had nobody. Why didn’t the skeleton ask for his face?
He didn’t have the lid. So what did his skeleton do to his GF? Banned it.
Not?
OK.
Didn’t they make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone puns.
