Does anyone want decent sex jokes?
They say that when you can’t find a topic to talk about in a group of friends, you only need to tell a couple of sexual jokes, and everything returns to normal.
We don’t know how it happens in your gang, but we have certainly prepared several sexual jokes for you, this time a little more polite so that they can be said on other occasions.
Funny sexual jokes to share
A small, skinny guy with only skin and bones also goes to the doctor:
– Doctor, help me. I don’t know what else to do:
I can’t have an orgasm!
I have love with my wife for hours until I pass out, but I don’t have an orgasm!
Help!
– Let’s solve it. It’s not as difficult as it seems…
But calm down. Why are you so scared? Why are you looking around?
– Before I left home, my wife told me:
“If you go to the doctor, I’ll kill you!”
A presentable guy enters a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist to give him ten condoms.
He takes them and, in the next second, throws them on the ground and starts jumping and stepping on them. The pharmacist, surprised, asks him:
– Sir, why are you stepping on them?
– That’s how I gave up cigarettes two years ago!
What is the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
Regardless of the situation, a man who knows what he wants will actually look for a golf ball.
No sexual, just jokes
Discussion between two acquaintances who haven’t seen each other in a while:
– I understand that you quit smoking…
Tell me too, how did you manage that I have been struggling for some time and can’t succeed?
– I decided to smoke only after sex.
So now, everything is much simpler.
I have more time to enjoy some… sexual jokes.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
– Stop shaking like that because they will only eat me, not you!
A frame drags itself with difficulty from a pile of spaghetti…
“Brother, it was a real orgy!”
A guy is sitting on a chair in the doctor’s office.
The latter enters the room, looks sadly at the guy and tells him.
– I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’ll have to stop masturbating.
– I don’t understand, doctor, says the patient. Why?
– Because I would still like to examine you before prescribing a treatment!
The husband, tired after a “meeting” with his colleagues, comes home very late and, to avoid arguing with his wife, he thinks of going directly to facts.
So said and done.
Instead, he sneaks into the bedroom, hides under the duvet and goes to work.
After solving what he has, he goes to the bathroom and is perplexed when he sees his wife sitting on the toilet bowl with a magazine of sexual memes.
Sex jokes and love
– Hey, how did you get here?
He shouted.
His wife answers him:
– Don’t shout anymore.
You’re waking up your mother!
A beautiful blonde also goes to the gynecologist.
– I don’t know what to do, the blonde wailed.
Simply put, every time I smoke, I want to have love.
– First, you have to calm down, says the doctor.
To lighten the atmosphere a bit
I suggest we smoke a cigarette.