Given that the school year undergoes many changes every year, it was natural for many jokes to appear at school. You can read some of them, the best ones, in the following lines. They are perfect to lower your forehead a little, especially during this period!
– Hi, handsome, what are you doing on this dating site?
– Okay, beautiful, do you want to meet us?
– Yes, I’m your teacher, more animal, you said you don’t have internet to go to online classes.
Physics class.
– BOB, do you know what a light year is?
– Yes, my father told me: 12 electricity bills to pay, teacher!
Teacher:
– Write in capital letters!
Bula:
– If we don’t have capital letters with us, can we write with a pen?
– Dad, have you ever fallen in love with a teacher?
– Yes, through the 3rd grade.
– Wow, what did you do?
– Well, nothing, because you got mad at me and I moved you to another school, so now I’m just reading jokes at school!
Teacher:
– Bob, what is the future of the verb “to drink”?
– “I’ll be Beat”, teacher!
The teacher writes on the board: 2: 2
– Bob, tell me the result!
– No match, ma’am!
Teacher:
– Bob, I asked you to draw a cow and grass. I only see the cow, where is the grass?
– The cow ate it, because it was hungry, ma’am!
Teacher, in math class:
– Bob, name a bird with wings that can’t fly!
– A dead bird!
Teacher:
– Where does the coal come from, Bob?
– From Mike.
– How about Jake?
– Well, that’s what he whispered to me: from me, from me.
Teacher to student:
– Can you tell me how much one-eighth makes of a third?
– Exactly not. But I can say for sure that there can’t be too much.
At school:
– Bob, I’ve noticed that your homework has always been correct for a month. Doesn’t your father help you with homework?
– No, ma’am, he did it until last month, but your notes offended him very much!
-Mom, I want to decorate my room like my classroom.
-But why son?
-To get me to sleep faster and not have to read jokes at school to fall asleep
Bula, tomorrow I’ll call your dad to school to talk about your behavior.
– Yes, finally, I’ll find out who my father is!
