A couple’s life includes not only milk and honey, but also many compromises, funny situations and much more. So it is not surprising that many romantic jokes have appeared, which prove to be an opportunity for good mood not only for those in a relationship.
-Girl, I’m very upset. My boyfriend, who is a great lover of romantic gestures and jokes, gave me a rose and told me that he will return when he withers!
– Oh my! How romantic! And what is the problem?!
– The rose is plastic!
– My boyfriend is the most romantic man in the world!
– What makes you think that?
– He started crying when he saw the heart I inscribed on the hood of the new car!
– When I hold you so tightly in my arms, I feel like I’m in paradise, floating in the clouds! But you?
– I feel like I’m on the tram at 8 o’clock.
He and she on the first date:
– Why did you wear these shoes with heels, don’t you see that you can barely stand?
– Well, I thought you liked tall girls!
– It’s not true, you know I like smart girls!
– Well, that’s why I put on my glasses!
Two lovers, on a bench, in the park:
-Honey, when we get married, know that we will have two children, a boy and a girl.
-How do you know?
-Both are now at my mother’s, in the country.
A guy tells: I had a perfect date. I got to her house and just before she crossed the threshold, she turned to me, kissed me and whispered to me: How about staying here overnight? I flatly refused and left. What could I do all night alone in front of the door? To read love jokes?
A reader calls a radio station, a couple show: Does anyone know how to sweeten a sourness? I tried the sugar and it doesn’t work.
Two friends discuss:
– I only smoke after love…
– Yes, that’s how I quit smoking…
Two husbands go to dinner at the restaurant. By mistake, the plate of soup spills on her new dress. Upset and waiting to be comforted by her romantic husband, she says:
– Look how I look, like a sow!
– Yes! And you got dirty with the soup!
