Pork jokes perfect for the days when nothing goes well for you.
Funny jokes about pigs
Americans are big fans of good jokes and don’t miss any opportunity to say a few more.
However, when you feel that nothing is going well for you, it is better to give up doing something else and read some pork puns.
So, to avoid looking too much, we prepared a selection of the most successful ones we knew.
– Hello! Butcher shop?
– Yes!
– Do you have a pork captain?
– Yes!
– And pork chop feet?
– Yes.
– Alas, dear sir, what mercy I have for you! How ugly you must be!
What is your favorite joke about a man?
Man, you are a pig
Funny pork jokes
That is, one winter day, pork was sitting in an oak tree and wasting his time…
A cow comes and does well, just as only cows know how to do:
– What are you doing, pigs, in the oak?
– I sit like that, like a trick that I am…
– Can you help me climb the oak too?
Insist our cow.
– What to do, more empty, in oak? What are you looking for up here?
– Come on, more pigs, don’t be so pork. I want to eat some apples too!
– Cow, are you healthy? Where did you hear that from?
Apples in oak?
– Well, I thought about it and took it to myself!
I knew you were one of that pork.
Pork puns
Pork, more hysterical of his kind, also goes to the disco.
There, what to see? A gorgeous girl, only clouds, was sitting alone at a table.
Guiding hard, he approaches her, puts a hoof on the table and asks:
– Dance, doll?
– Oh, no, pork, I’m just waiting for someone!
– Wandering!
A fat pork also sits on the grass, struggling to grind a dandelion between its teeth.
So how does the other pork find it?
Very attractive.
About two pigs go for a walk.
They frolic in the mud, read about three pork puns, then head home like two good friends.
Suddenly, in front of them, a pink glove.
I take her with them, and when I get home, she enters the stable and asks the cows.
– Well, girls, which of you lost your bra today?
Pork chop joke
John and George were sitting at the gate, smoking and talking one by one.
– I was thinking, what if I gave this two pork to me in the yard, in college!?
– There’s no point in trying to do this, others have done it before you already, and you don’t see?
It is full of mayors and the Government!
On Christmas, we eat the pork chop
Why?
Because it is a tradition
A pork whispers in the kitchen:
– I heard about a brother who screamed even after December 26!
The others:
– Come on, don’t leave! Did you start with SF stories again?
Or did you reread the pork chop joke in the master’s magazine behind the private?
Pulled pork joke
Dad, what is pulled pork?
A slice of pork that is pulled
Do you love to eat pulled pork?
Yes, in my burger
The father tells his three-year-old kid:
– Look at how you look. You got dirty like the piglet you are!
But, listen, but do you know what a piglet is?
– Yes, my mother has already told me: it’s the pork’s baby!
The teacher wants to see if his students understand what he has explained to them and asks them a question:
– If I saw a peasant ready to slaughter his pork and try to convince him to leave the animal alive, what quality of soul would I prove?
“Brotherly love, Professor!”