When you hear poop jokes, do you think of something gross?
It shouldn’t be like that, because they are a good opportunity to make you laugh out loud. Read the following and you will be convinced.
The wife plays in the bedroom with the child and envies him in her voice:
How lucky you are!
You slept, woke up, ate, played, did the big job and went back to sleep.
The husband in the toilet:
– I have every right, today is Saturday!
Big deal jokes that will make your day better
Why do owls not need toilet paper?
Because their “feathers” are for all situations.
What’s a poo doing in the gym?
He works his abdomen to be strong!
Knock, knock
Who is there?
I need to go on toilet!
Why can’t poop ever win contests?
Because it is always eliminated!
Why does poo have no friends?
Because everyone avoids him when he appears!
What does one poop say when it meets another?
“What brings you here? I was just passing by!”
Why doesn’t poop go to parties?
Because she knows she will be thrown out!
What does poop say to itself in the morning in the mirror?
“I’m in shape today!”
Why does poo never go on the bus?
Because he prefers to go directly to the channel!
What sport does poop play?
Throwing at the target!
What does poo say when it is thrown into the sea?
“Damn, I got to the bottom of it!”
Why can’t poop be an undercover detective?
Because it always leaves traces!
How does poop celebrate its birthday?
With a cake… shit!
What does poo do in his free time?
Read the toilet paper!
How does poop answer the phone?
“Hello, I’m about to leave!”
Why doesn’t poo play basketball?
Because he can’t jump over the basket!
What does poop say when it comes out?
“How good it is to be in the fresh air!”
What does he poop at a picnic?
He hides, not to spoil the mood!
How does poop respond to a challenge?
“I’ll show you how it works!”
Why isn’t poop always successful?
Because sometimes it’s too soft!
Why doesn’t poo do extreme sports?
Because he prefers to be on the safe line!
What does poop say when it’s complimented?
“Thanks, but I’m just the end result!”
What does poo do when he falls in love?
Let’s get carried away!
Why doesn’t poo make the beach?
Because she is already tanned!
What does poo say when she meets her little sister?
“Don’t be afraid, you will grow up soon!”
Why doesn’t poop play the lottery?
Because he knows that he has poor chances anyway!
Why can’t poop sing?
Because no one wants to listen to it!
What does he poop when he goes to the psychologist?
Unload all your frustrations!
What does poop say when it realizes it’s time to go?
“The time has come to make a memorable exit!”
What does poop do on vacation?
Relaxing at the sand pit!
Why can’t poop keep a secret?
Because they are all there, sooner or later!
What does a poop log look like?
“Today, I had a hard day, but I managed to relax!”
Why is poop never punctual?
Because sometimes it is left waiting!
“I was eliminated from a very tight competition!”
Why can’t poop find its mate?
Because everyone avoids it!
Why doesn’t poo have a stable job?
Because it is always in motion!
What does he poop when he has nothing to do?
He is thinking of a way out!
What does poop say when it is recognized?
“I hope the smell didn’t give me away!”
What does he poop before he leaves home?
He said goodbye to everyone!
What does poop say when it wants to impress?
“Did you see how strong I am?”
What does poop do when it needs advice?
Consult with toilet paper!
What does poop feel like in a public toilet?
A little neglected, but still at home!
What does poop say when asked how it feels?
“I had better days, but also worse days!”
Why doesn’t poop go to the opera?
Because everyone would leave before the final act!
Why doesn’t poo play football?
Because she doesn’t want to be stepped on!
What does poop say when it meets its old acquaintance, the toilet paper?
“You always get me out of trouble!”
Why does poop never fight?
Because she knows that in the end everyone will avoid her!
How does poo spend the holidays?
Surrounded by water and… relaxation!
Why doesn’t poo take a pet?
Because he doesn’t want to make more mess!