As a rule, owls are perceived as the symbol of wisdom, which does not really give the opportunity for many funny situations related to them.
However, we must admit, we love the benches with owls, which we consider among the funniest.
Do you want to convince yourself?
Then read what we have prepared for you and let’s see if we manage to turn you into a real fan.
The funniest jokes with owls
One evening, a guy passionate about ornithology was sitting in the garden when he heard an owl. Surprised, he mimicked her in response.
To his amazement, the owl answered him. The following night, the phrase was repeated.
Already, everything was becoming much more interesting.
All summer, the ornithologist and his feathered companion “discussed”, and in addition, our guy documented everything and even kept a journal of “conversations”.
Just when he thought he had come to understand the language of the owls, his wife talked to the neighbor’s wife:
– Honey, my husband is not in his right mind. He talked to an owl all summer.
– Strange! And mine, too!
Mr. and Mrs. Owl:
– You are so cute when you are angry and your feathers are ruffled…
– Keep annoying me and I will become gorgeous!
Mrs. Owl calls home:
– My dear, can you speak?
– Yes.
– Then shut up and listen to me…
The owl returns tired from work and asks:
– What have you prepared for today? Something delicious mouse?
His partner climbs on a stool and says:
– A special moment that I want to present at “Owls chefs” show!
Mr. The Owl is calling a friend.
“Listen… you know something… It’s been quiet in the house for an hour.
Mrs. Owl is watching a movie:
“The Perfect Crime”. What worries me … is that he takes notes”.
Mr. Owl is getting ready to go hunting and he doesn’t know how long he will be missing:
– Honey, how long will I be gone? How do you want us to communicate: by mail, sms, or letters?
– Send some feathers so I can spend, my love!
Mrs. Owl:
– I thawed a mouse, what do you want me to do with it?
Mr. Owl:
– I don’t know, do what you want.
Mrs. Owl:
– Give me an idea too!
Mr. Owl:
– Make some pancakes too.
The baby owl has morning curiosities:
– Mom, why is the stove so dirty?
– Your father fried his mouse for breakfast today!
– No pan?
Mrs. Owl, very nervous:
– What is it, bastard? Lipstick stains?
– No, bloody! A car hit me when I was flying home.
– Your luck!
The owl wife, with tears in her eyes, says to her husband:
– My love, you don’t even care why I’m crying!
Do you want me to tell you why I’m crying?
– My dear, I’m not interested, anyway I don’t have so many feathers for that!
– Dear, my stomach hurts, Mr. Owl complains.
– Well, if you haven’t eaten anything all day, not even a worm, I’m not saying a mouse… your stomach is empty, that’s why it hurts.
– Yes, now I understand why you always have a headache…
A couple of owls are at the Zoo:
– Do you see that hippo over there, behind the bars? And look what a big mouth he has…
– Yes, yes, I see!.. she says!
– And you see, he is still silent.
An owl also talks with his partner:
– Yesterday you had nerves. Did you miss them?
– Yes, but today I have others!
– Honey, do you want some pickles for the mouse stew I prepared? asks the owl’s wife!
– Well, isn’t your mother also sitting at the table with us?
– Daddy, this mouse soup is both bitter and cold…, the baby owl complains.
– Ma-ta made it, put soul into it!
Mr. Owl, newly married, calls on the phone:
– Hello, mom? My owl hasn’t arrived home yet. I think she has a lover!
– Baby mommy.. why are you thinking about what’s worse. Maybe she was hit by a car!
Mrs. Owl:
– What’s with this happy girl?
Mr. Owl:
– Sorry my dear, I didn’t see you!
Why don’t owls go to school?
Because they are already “night birds”.
Why are owls not good at soccer?
Because I can’t keep my eyes on the ball.
Why don’t owls take selfies?
Because they don’t have an “eye” for photos.
What does the owl say when it is happy?
“Hoo-hoo-hoo!”
Why don’t owls go to the pool?
Because they don’t like “night swimming”.
Why do owls have such big eyes?
And you would be the same if you had to swallow mice, so stop commenting!