You have probably heard the saying “who does not have an old man to buy”, and this saying refers both to the wisdom that the old people have, but also to the jokes that they can share with you and that will make you laugh. up to the ears.
Having a vast life experience, the elderly have accumulated a lot of information and jokes that they can share with you by making you laugh and spend quality time together.
In the following I will present you some jokes with old people that I say will make you laugh for sure.
– When I was young, a beautiful woman was about to sacrifice her life for me.
How so?
Well, I proposed to her and she told me that rather than be worth it to me, she’d better throw herself in front of the train.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
As much as it gets. Please have patient with old man, will learn his lesson if you teach them.
An old man in his 80s goes for an annual medical check-up. The doctor starts to consult him and listens to his heart with the stethoscope and starts nodding that something was wrong.
– What’s the matter, Doctor? The old man asked.
– Your heart is not beating properly. Do you smoke?
“No,” says the old man
– Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
– Not
– Do you have a love life?
– Yes of course!
“Then that’s the problem.” I’m afraid that at the current rate you can have a heart attack and you will have to partially give up half.
The old man looked at the doctor in astonishment and asked him:
– Okay, okay, I’ll cut it, but which half should I give up? Looking at the woman or thinking about what I would do to them?
These were just some of the jokes with the old people that made us laugh. We invite you to discover the jokes from the other categories present on the site and to have fun with our selection.