Did you know that there are also Minecraft jokes?
No area remains untouched by the “microbe” of those who love to laugh.
Even if you feel like it’s impossible, you’re always surprised.
For example, how many Minecraft jokes do you know? Have I locked you in yet?
Then let’s see some examples in this regard!
In fact, you know, all those who make jokes about Minecraft are squareheads.
Funny Minecraft jokes
Have you heard of Minecraft in theaters?
Critics believe that we will have a new blockbuster!
What is a Creeper’s favorite food?
A large portion of salad!
What time is it when ten ocelots chase a Creeper?
Ten after one.
The Minecraft man must never wait for the green light to cross the street.
Instead, it can be teleported to the other side of the street.
Which band always plays at the New Year’s party in Minecraft?
Village People!
When you play Minecraft, say this jokes:
Do you know where the scariest place in Minecraft is?
No problem, no me!
Why couldn’t the Minecraft player join the army?
He was a miner.
How do you change things in Minecraft?
You’re blocking their way.
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
I always use sunscreen lotion.
How does Steve measure his house to buy furniture?
Square feet!
Minecraft dad jokes
Dad, why aren’t their cars in Minecraft?
How could it be?
All streets are blocked.
Dad, what did Steve say to the zombie?
Ha, what do you want, a piece of me?
Be it between us, I told Steve the world is round, but he laughed at me.
Why not forget to put a Skeleton in your backpack when hiking?
A thermos!
What is the favorite food of a Minecraft Skeleton?
Nachos with hot sauce!
I took Minecraft for my girlfriend. Personally, I think it’s the best exchange I’ve ever made.
Dad, why is Minecraft so popular with kids?
Because they are used to being around corners when they are little.
If you were to think about the most important thing you learn when playing Minecraft, it would be to never spend diamonds on a screed.
How do you know the Minecraft characters looked at the computer too much?
However, they have square eyes.
Why does Bula like math?
Because here, as in Minecraft, there are many square roots!
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they always eat their fingers separately…
What do all the trees in Minecraft have?
Square roots.
What do you do when you don’t want to talk to someone in Minecraft?
Simple, block it!
Where did a Creeper go after the explosion?
Everywhere!
What’s the name of a hammer in Minecraft?
MC Hammer
A great botanist started playing Minecraft and became a great mathematician.
Apparently, he had to calculate the cubic root.
Steve also sends a message to the Creeper on Halloween:
I’m a little embarrassed to ask, but I still said to try:
Do you think you could lend me your face this Halloween?