Mean jokes aim to amuse you and get offended without realizing this is a joke and not something you can take personally.
So laugh with your friends at these mean jokes.
Your mom is so big that if someone gave her a yellow dress, people would think the sun came on the earth.
Funny mean jokes
You are so ugly that you almost made Happy Meal cry.
You’re so stupid that I offend that word when I say you’re stupid!
You are so skinny that if you throw yourself with the parachute, you go up, not down.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress up like an altar boy.
My wife is due in three months, and I cannot wait until she’s born.
My girlfriend is annoying.
She dressed up in a nice costume and insisted on making a roleplay of a 15-year-old girl.
Just a weird man. I said:
“You’ll be 15 in a few years anyway.
What’s the rush?”
What’s the difference between a bag of something and a four-year-old?
You can never throw away this.
It was just too expensive.
How can you get a Jewish girl’s number?
You look up at her arm.
We love bad, dirty, and even offensive jokes and let’s not forget about dark jokes, but I assure you that mean jokes are the bad ones.
Wife to her husband:
– It’s been a long time since you gave me some flowers.
– Well, honey, we are not living near the cemetery now.
A guy to his group of friends:
– Yesterday, a brick fell on my head.
– And why do you seem upset?
It was on the house.
Why is Squid so bad with Spongebob?
Because he can, and it’s really funny.
Mean jokes, more or less decent
Recognize! You know at least five mean jokes and consider them quite funny.
But if you want to know much more, which you can say without offending anyone, the ones from the selection below are the best.
Don’t you believe us? Read them, and you will convince yourself!
An African, after he also returns from his studies in United States, is asked by those at home, very curious about the experience he had:
– How was the winter there?
– The green one, still works.
It’s bearable. On the other hand, the white one it’s bad for everything!
A young Jewish family was walking their child in a stroller.
They stop in front of a store and, after looking at the windows, go inside, leaving the stroller on the sidewalk.
There were a few other customers there, including a black couple.
After they buy what they need, they move on.
At one point, the woman exclaims:
– Woe is me, dear. This is not our child.
He is black!
– Shut up and run, he said in a whisper.
This stroller is much better!
A Scot walks down the street, bent over, leaning on a short stick.
At one point, he meets a friend who asks him compassionately:
– Rheumatism?
– Not! Two months ago, my cane broke!
A black cub asks its father for something to eat.
Full of nerves, he answers:
– Drink a cup of water too.
– But after that, what should I drink it?
– Behind the door, while reading mean jokes.
You will surely be satisfied!
Two persons, both with amputated legs, meet in a park and discuss:
One of them says:
– I had one leg amputated in Ohio and one in New York!
And the other says:
– Brother, but were you so crazy?
Why shouldn’t you step on a gypsy who rides a bicycle?
It could be your bike, and you don’t want to damage it, right?
Better go for a walk and read some mean jokes!
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a gypsy found a treasure.
On the first night, the Englishman is the one who starts seven.
Suddenly he feels a shiver and a dark voice that says:
– Death has come.
Mean knock knock jokes
Knock, knock
Who is there?
A mean kid!
Knock, knock
What is?
Your wife, open the door!
The Englishman, normally, gets scared and runs away.
On the second night, it was the Frenchman’s turn to dig. So do the French.
The gypsy, on the third day, is happy that his treasure will be the home of dawn.
But, suddenly, he also feels a thrill and a voice that says:
– Death has come.
– Mom, you scared me.
I thought it was the police and they were making mean jokes with me!
What does a black person have to do to win the lottery?
Stop reading so many mean jokes and play!
Two blacks are talking to each other:
– Dear Jim, I heard about your accident.
How did it happen?
– Simple: I was crossing the street in Alabama, and some damn white driver hit me.
– And will you use the crutches a lot?
– I have no idea! The doctor says no, and my lawyer says yes!
A great politician, known for his slightly different views, explains to his voters:
If you have a gun with a single bullet.
You have to choose between shooting a white person and a black person, which one do you choose?
White, because black cannot be others!