A sense of humor is a quality that must be cultivated from childhood and, not infrequently, even the youngest members of the family show a lot of humor, often involuntarily. That’s why we’ve put together a group for you with the best jokes to tell your children, but which will make you, the adults, laugh to your heart’s content.
-More boy, your mother complains that she talks to you and you don’t listen to her at all!
-Well, Daddy…
-Leave an apology! Tell me how do you do it ?!
– Are you tired, mommy ?, asks the little girl who accompanied her mother when she came from the market with her bags full.
– Yes Dear.
– Then let me help you too: I carry the bags but you take me in your arms.
– Mom, do you know how much toothpaste is in a tube?
– No, my dear, but do you know?
– Of course yes: from the living room to the bedroom and back.
The child talks to his father:
– Dad, will all these running people take all the prizes?
– Only the first of them, son.
– Then why are the others running?
Jokes to tell children
A little girl is talking to her aunt, who has no children:
– Aunt, why don’t you have children?
– Because he didn’t bring me the stork.
– And why didn’t you try to talk to another bird?
Good children jokes before bedding
– Dad, why is my sister called Victoria?
– Because I designed it on a vacation near Victoria Falls.
– I understand my father.
“You have nothing to do, Isolation!”
– Mom, does Dad have parents?
– Of course he has… Grandma Maria and Grandpa Victor.
– And why don’t I keep him with them and leave him with us?
Before bedtime
At the carpet store:
– I need a rug in the children’s room, which is harder to get dirty.
– How many children do you have?
– Seven.
– Isn’t it better to pour some asphalt?
The father to his little boy:
– Know? A stork just brought you a brother.
The little one:
– Of, Daddy, know that my mother is pretty cool, and you walk with the storks instead…
