How to pick up a girl with these lines

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Nowadays it is harder to attract girls, mostly if you are shy or an introvert, but that doesn’t mean it’s something wrong. You just need a little help from us! We will share with you some pick-up lines that will make her go straight in your hands. Trust us! Learn how to pick up a girl with these lines.

When you meet a girl at a party:

– Are you here alone?
– Yes.
– Well, I offer to take you home safe, because I can’t let a pretty girl like you walk alone in the night.

When you meet a nurse:
“Sorry, can you change my bandage, because your hands heal my wounds.”

A guy approaches a group, where a gorgeous girl stands.
“Sorry for interrupting, but I can say from far away that you have low standards, so I make the perfect candidate.”

– Do you want a bad relationship and bad love?
– Um, no!
– Well, you definitely have to date me!

“Baby girl, you are like a potato. A sweet one”

When I was born I had to choose between being good in bed or being charismatic, but I can’t remember what I chose. Can you help me?
Are you single?
No.
No, problem. I like threesomes.

How about I come to your place, I eat your food and never call you after?

Hey, can you take a picture of you? I want to tell my friends what I want on my birthday.
Damn, I never met a chick so perfect. Yes, I actually have a chicken in my yard.
Excuse me, can I get in your pants?
What?
My pants are dirty.

Can I borrow your glasses? I want to make sure you see how perfect I am for you.

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