Have you lost somehow?
Not by the other, but Heaven is not around!
Hey, where are you going?
You forgot something: me!
Please sit down, otherwise, I can not get stuck!
Hello, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore the planet Venus.
Are you sitting on something wet or just glad you see me?
I’m an undercover policeman.
Kiss me that else you’re kicking me!
Can you borrow $ 70 till tomorrow?
Not?
But at least 69?
In vain, you try to ignore me.
I know you want me!
Do I know you from somewhere?
Forgive me, but I can not figure out your clothes on you!
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I found this lancer here last night.
Is it yours?
And if it’s not, I’d like to give it to you anyway.
Be different, be unique, and say yes!
You look like an experienced guy, and I admit this is a little intimidating, so I am leaving you my phone number.
You know, I have a problem. For years, I’ve been trying to figure out if I’m allergic to love or not.
Do you want to help me?
Do you see the guy there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
So, what do you say?
Come on, cute feet!
What time does it open?
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I know it’s cold outside, but your breasts look at me.
If I were a masseur and you asked for my services, I would be arrested for rape.
It’s so delicate that I feel the silk paler than you.
You’re so smart that my dog looks smart.
You’re so sensual that the morgan girl would be out of a job if you applied for her job.
You have to read these hilarious short jokes.
I don’t know if you sent me signals, but my heart was connected to yours.
Do you want to exchange gum?
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Why are you so hilarious?
Because I like it!
I don’t know your name, but it could certainly be “the mother of my children”.
You seem very familiar to me. I think you look like the mother of my future children.
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Hello, do you want to be my boyfriend?
Hello, do you want to make love this night?
No, sorry, I am busy.
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My dear, do you want me to make you a romantic dinner and after that to make love?
No, just make dinner.
I forgot to get a ring, but do you think you’d want to be my wife when I find one as beautiful as you ?!
I know it’s 11 am, but would you like to have dinner with me?!
I don’t know my disease, but you can treat anything if you hold me.
I suffer from many things but have never suffered in this kind of love as when I saw you.
If I’m Clayde, would you like to be Bonnie?
I’m the lead actor in the movie “My Life,” and I’d like to know if you want to be the person who hooks up with the lead actor.
Hi! My name is Yin, and you would be very happy if you told me that your name is Yang because we would form a spectacular couple together.
My magic watch says you don’t have pants on.
Ah no?
I think it’s an hour before.
Are you an interior designer?
Since you entered here, the room has become more beautiful.
Are you religious?
Because you are the answer to all my prayers.