“How was your day?”
This is the main question we ask someone: to check them, to see how they are, if they smiled today.
Your energy it’s so important to us, that we prepared for you some hilarious jokes to make your day better. Take a moment to reflect about your day and check these jokes for a hilarious day.
As we told you about a hard day. We recommend a glass of wine, for a healthy life. The rest of the bottle is for your mental health.
Last night my girlfriend came home with 3 bottles of wine, 10 beers and 5 breads.
“Dear, are we having guests tonight?” I ask her.
“No, why?”
“Well, what are you doing with 5 breads?”
– Today I lost control of the car and I entered a tree.
– How?
– My wife was driving.
Todd comes at his family dinner with a girl:
Todd: Guys, she’s Ella, my girlfriend.
Ella: Hi, everyone!
Wife: what?
When you’re drunk, all you do is run away from your sober friend.
Can you relate?
Vodka is at the same time the best and the worst thing.
It’s like your old uncle that tells you all of his incredible stories and yet kicks you in the nuts when he has finished.
At an auto service, the man told what happened:
“ It’s my wife’s car and it a little unstable”
“Who? Your wife?”
I’m lucky to have such a good family. I love them, but the fact I’m starting to be bald from 25, says a lot.
Me drunk:
“Haha, Jesus! I turned wine into a hangover.”
