Have a Good Time by Read this Jokes About Animals

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Animals in-jokes are representations of different types of people. Animal jokes are different from what people have in their hearts because the human brain indirectly links the animal and its characteristics.

If you have not read too many animal jokes, it’s time to discover their beauty:

 

A goat to a cat:

– You cats, why do you hide when you have love?

– For people not to use our style. Yours already copied it.

 

A guy sells the dog. The buyer asks:

– Healthy?

– Healthy!

– Smart?

– Smart!

– Faithful to the master?

– Most faithfully – for the fifth time, I sell it.

 

Two ostriches at a discussion.

– Do you know why we put our heads in the sand?

– I do not know why you do it, but I’m looking for oil!

 

Comment below if you have fun with these jokes!

 

How an animal can speak?

Through the mouth

 

Why a lion eat only meat?

Because he want to be in shape all the time

 

What is the favorite protein of a lion?

Whey meat

 

Why the king of jungle is lion and not monkey?

Because lion can be more dangerous than a monkey

 

Why kids like to play with animals?

Because animals are funny

 

Why penguins live only in cold places?

Because they are cool!

 

Where you can find all the animals?

In a safari or in a Zoo

 

Why best friend of a man is a dog?

Because is always close to you

 

Why a cat need your attention?

Because is a beauty

 

How to find a duck on a lake?

You can throw a stone and you will see all the animals will fly

 

Why most animals are find in the jungle or forest?

Because in city we take their places

 

How to play with a bear?

Play by stay dead on the ground

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