Have you ever heard of Harry Potter jokes?
Harry Potter is one of the favorite characters of children and teenagers.
In fact, to be honest, he conquered even us.
But as people never miss an opportunity to laugh a little, he also became the main character in many Harry Potter jokes.
If until now you have not had the opportunity to hear such jokes, then the selection below will convince you that no subject can not be laughed at.
Why does Harry Potter have a lightning-shaped scar?
Because he was hit by Voldemort while driving his wife’s Opel.
Two friends are also talking at a bar:
Last year, on Halloween, I shouted at my wife:
– Honey, there’s a witch and Harry Potter at the door. Can I open them?
– Yes, she says, giving them some sweets and closing the door.
Since then, my in-laws have not spoken to me.
Funny Harry Potter jokes
Hermione also goes to Harry Potter:
– Listen, five years ago, when I graduated, you cast a spell on me and told me that I would marry a rich wizard with whom I would have five children…
– Yes, I remember.
– I came to ask you, when will that rich wizard appear, that I already have children?
A child, who was also reading a volume of Harry Potter, looked up from the book and asked his father:
– Dad, is it true that witches only exist in stories?
The father sighs deeply and looks sadly at his mother-in-law:
– When I was little, I thought, like you, that it doesn’t exist.
So let’s read some Harry Potter jokes until my mother comes!
How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
Give up scratching.
How does Harry Potter make polenta?
Put water in the cauldron, and the corn, then stick the wand and start spinning around the cauldron.
Why was Severus Snape in the middle of the road?
So that you never know if he is going or coming back to you!
How many wizards do you need to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One is Harry Potter, another Ron, and one Voldemort.
Harry holds the light bulb, Ron reads Harry Potter jokes, and Voldemort spins the camera.
Harry potter dad jokes
Dad, why is Harry Potter so famous?
Because he put a spell on the audience
Dad, do you know some spells?
Yes, kid, how do you think I seduce your mom
Dad, you are so fun, intelligent and beautiful.
Why do you love my mom?
Because she put a love spell on me.
Tell me a harry potter joke.
Of course kid
Close your eyes and imagine
Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?
He looked at the date on the package and saw that they were all expired!
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
He had no reason for that.
But we’re sure someone will still write some Harry Potter jokes about it.
What social network does Voldemort use?
Instagram because it wants more followers!
Why didn’t Draco befriend Harry?
Because every time he was out of breath as he said Harry’s last name.
Dirty Harry Potter jokes
Why didn’t Lord Voldemort use dirty perfume?
Because he couldn’t smell it!
How did Harry Potter clean himself from dirt?
With a clean spell
Voldemort: So, explain to me how you grow your nose?
Pinocchio: You’re just saying you love Harry Potter!
Why does Voldemort prefer to get on Twitter than Facebook?
He has no friends, only followers!
Knock knock
Who is there?
Voldemort
I do not open
Knock knock on the door
Who is there?
An invisible man, open now.