In addition to the relentless “beak-to-beak” jokes, there are also those known as “guess what jokes”.
We tried to make you a selection of the most successful of them, but surely you know enough examples.
So, relax, read and have a lot of fun!
A guy at work: My wife told me that women are better at doing more business at the same time than men.
Therefore, I wanted to show him he was wrong, so I told him to sit down and be quiet.
Guess what?
He couldn’t do it…
An archer who won a gold medal decided to do business and opened a store.
Guess what name he gave it:
Target, of course!
Funny guess what jokes
The gym instructor broke up with his girlfriend.
Guess what happened?
It didn’t work.
He had better tell her some “guess what jokes”.
It doesn’t have life, but it still dies at some point.
Guess what?
A battery for the remote control.
Guess what’s small, colorful, funny, sitting in a corner but still traveling worldwide?
A stamp, of course.
What did you think?
A more hypochondriac man of his kind spent an evening with his friends at a comedy club, and when he left, he asked a friend in the room, who was a doctor, for something.
Guess what?
He received a prescription for antibiotics because he thought laughter was contagious
I won a wet t-shirt contest. Guess what I got?
Pneumonia and a book with “guess what jokes”.
Guess what the left eye said to the right eye?
Between you and me, there’s something that smells.
Guess what Switzerland is known for all over the world?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.
Hey guess what jokes
When I came home from work yesterday, I saw several soldiers standing before my house.
Guess what I did?
I ran.
The cook gave his girlfriend something she would like.
Guess what?
An onion ring.
Hey, guess what?
What is?
Nothing, I just want to say, “Hey”
Hey, guess what we doing today?
Nothing, of course.
Hey guess what
We made a joke!
It has four wheels and flies.
Can you guess what it is?
A garbage truck.
A guy also tells acquaintances:
Yesterday, we tried to imitate a flamingo, when you guess what happened?
I had to put my foot down and go to work.
Just go up and never go down.
Guess what?
Age.
Guess what one wall said to the other?
See you around the corner!
Guess what? He said zero to eight?
Mom, what a slim waist you have!
Guess what jokes for adults
Guess what?
I buy sunglasses from Guess.
Guess what for her:
Guess what I bring it to you?
Flowers!
Guess what?
Do you like to be an adult?
No, I prefer to be a kid again.
Guess what
An adult try to guess what women want!
Guess what, adult?
You can just use your kid’s heart
Guess what I did on Christmas day?
I called Santa to ask him where he was?!
Guess what I said to the man over there wearing a T-shirt?
“Sir, I don’t want to scare you, but I think your head is coming out of your shirt!”
Guess what happened to the man who played board games all his life?
He’s bored!
Guess what jokes for her or him
Guess who it is?
Your love
Guess who loves you?
Your mom
Guess who give you flowers?
You, of course
Guess what, who is she?
My sister, guess the punchline.
Guess what, who is he?
The plumber
Can you guess how the man’s girlfriend responded when she said she needed more space?
She asked if she would join NASA!
Can you guess what burgers and French fries say when they want to meet?
Let’s get ketchup!