Graduation jokes have to remind us of the times we were young.
It’s good to be nostalgic when you finish school or university, so you should celebrate with your friends and read some jokes about graduation.
Educated people think they are hot because they have more degrees.
I’m hot enough without one.
A student at graduation:
“Thank you, Google and Wikipedia for completing my paperwork and my projects, Red Bull and coffee for keeping me up in the nights and finally, my dear weed, that kept me sane all these years of struggle.
It wouldn’t be possible without you guys.”
Funny graduation jokes
It’s not such a big deal to graduate, you are as confused as before, but you now have a degree for that.
I hope the first call you get after graduation isn’t your college asking for donations.
Graduation is the place where you finally admit that everything you do still doesn’t make sense.
Finishing a university is a hard-working job, but if you succeed, you will get an unpaid internship.
All this for a square hat on a round head.
Graduation jokes for speeches
How do you celebrate your graduation?
I stay at home, realizing I didn’t do anything with my life and I wasted 4 years.
An original graduation joke:
When you party with your class after graduation, you remember that you are now passed from undergraduate to unemployed.
The only good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes you look smarter than you actually are. Congrats.
The man who was to a graduation and go to the forest to celebrate.
Graduation dad jokes
Also gathers brushwood on his arm, and at some point, the forester appears and asks him and dad:
– What are you doing, and you came to steal wood?
– No, boss, I collect them for the rabbits.
– But what about me, do your rabbits eat wood?
– Eh, if they don’t want to eat them, I put them on fire!
A man goes to war after graduation, leaving his wife and three children at home.
A dad make a joke at graduation:
Now boy give me the money from University!
Finally, after three years, he returns from the front and goes home with his soul in his mouth, knowing their city had been bombed.
Fortunately, he is lucky. Dad finds his wife, hugs her, then sees his children and hugs them crying:
– Dear fathers, out of three, only five of you are left, and I miss you as if you are even whiter!