We know you love animal jokes, but have you read about giraffe jokes until now?
I bet you didn’t and I’m sure you will find it quite pleasing and relaxing for your mind.
So, I will tell you the funniest jokes about giraffes that will not only make you laugh, but you will bring your friends to read them and laugh together.
Everyone knows that giraffes have a long necks, but do we know why?
– To reach until their head.
A giraffe enters a bar, and the barman says a joke:
– What’s with the long face?
Funny giraffe jokes
The elephant and the giraffe had a fight last night.
The elephant still believes he has rights, and now he waits for the giraffe to apologize, but we know it won’t happen. It takes ages to swallow his pride.
Mary, the smart giraffe, finally graduated.
She finishes taking her exams earlier than her colleagues because she’s way above her class.
A man from the country was brought to Zoo along with her granddaughter.
He saw a giraffe for the first time and was very confused:
– I don’t think I see it clearly, because this animal doesn’t exist.
Last night a giraffe came to a restaurant to eat something.
She asked for a vegetable soup, and after the waiter brought the food, the giraffe said:
– Sir, I think I have a fly in my butter.
– Well, it’s a butterfly from the house.
Great giraffe jokes
A hippo asks a giraffe:
I don’t know how to tell you, but how do you handle this long neck?
– Well, it’s pretty cool when I drink water.
– I’m sure it is, but I think it’s not when you vomit.
A man at a restaurant:
– Waiter, please, I refuse to eat this beef.
– It’s not beef. It is giraffe meat.
– What? No, I definitely don’t want to want something like that.
Call your manager; I want to speak with him immediately.
– Well, sir. That’s not useful because he will not eat it either.
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What is the tallest animal on the earth?
Giraffe?
No, a giraffe on top of other giraffe
What is the difference between a giraffe and a lama?
Giraffes don’t spit
Why is a giraffe so tall?
To see well in the forest
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