It’s very known that people should know as many funny things as they say, because you’ll never know when it’s the time to tell a funny joke. Why do we all like funny sayings? They are short, most of them one liners and it makes you laugh more than a simple joke. They can be inspired by your daily routine or funny events from your life. Also, these kinds of sayings can be older than you or can be very actual as we try to present it here. Just try to be enjoy these ones.
- Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’s warm the rest of his life.
- A balanced diet means a doughnut in each hand.
- Alcohol! Because no story started with someone drinking tea.
- You should remember that: You’re unique, just like everyone else!
- Maybe I look like I’m not doing anything, but in my head I’m busy.
- I swear if I find myself in a hole, I will start digging.
- The truth is, is better to shut your mouth and look stupid than speak and actually prove it.
- Do you know why everyone says “almond milk” and not “nut juice” ? Tell me that you can say this without laughing or having a straight face?
- Everybody tells me I’m lazy. I’m not, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
- My mom always said to me “One day your prince will come” and now I say to her: “No mom, he is lost somewhere, but it’s too lazy to ask for directions.
