When we want to inspire ourselves, or offer others some advice, without the risk of appearing arrogant or omniscient, it is enough to say a quote and everything is much simpler.
Especially if it’s about funny quotes, because nobody likes those annoying people who want to beat the search engines.
That’s why, for you or for others, we have some ideas of quotes that will surely be useful to you at some point.
Funny quotes… and that’s it
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
If you have enough patience you can move mountains, but if you have enough intelligence you fly over them, because it’s easier. – Boris Vian
I am not completely useless…at least I serve as a negative example for others.
– Unknown
I was born with too few middle fingers for the world in which I live.
– Marilyn Manson
Funny quotes about life
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
The second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. – Oscar Wilde
My wife is priceless, but she costs me a hell of a lot.
– Sacha Guitry
Everyone knows how children are raised, except those who have children.
– P.J. O’Rourke
I’m not smart, but when I look around I gather courage.
– Ion Creanga
Funny inspirational quotes
Very appreciated are also those funny inspirational quotes, of which we present some of them.
I was born to make mistakes, not to imitate perfection.
– Drake
You need a lot of knowledge just to realize how ignorant you are!
—Thomas Sowell
If your ambition is to reach the stars, you will never succeed.
But you won’t come back with a handful of mud…
– Leo Burnett
Whoever said that it doesn’t matter if you win or lose probably lost.
– Martina Navratilova
Funny work quotes
Even going to work is not very funny sometimes, but you can recover with some funny work quotes.
In this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
– Lou Holtz
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at her for hours.
– Jerome K. Jerome
Cooperation is the complete conviction that no one can get there unless everyone gets there.
– Virginia Burden
Funny motivational quotes
And everything seems to be easier when you read or receive some funny motivational quotes.
You don’t believe us? Let’s see together.
Don’t be afraid of perfection.
You will never touch it.
– Salvador Dali
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does the shower – that’s why it’s recommended daily.
– Zig Ziglar
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
– Jeffrey Gitomer
If you think you are too small to change something, try sleeping with a mosquito.
– The Dalai Lama
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make all the mistakes yourself.
Friendship Quotes
It’s time for something serious and deep, so we end with some friendship quotes that you can use as text for a message to those close to you.
No one can live without friends, even if he owns all the goods of the world
– Aristotle
What could you want more than to have someone you can talk to as you talk to yourself
– Cicero
Having a friend is more vital than having an angel
– Nichita Stanescu
Friendship doubles joys and halves sorrows
– Francis Bacon
A friend is a person who knows everything about you and still likes you
– Elbert Hubbard
Friendships are like money: easy to make and hard to keep
– Samuel Butler
