Long time no read! Have you missed the funniest knock-knock jokes for adults and kids that always makes everyone laugh?
Why does everyone love knock-knock jokes?
Even though we can’t explain, we are aware that these are among the favorites and the most requested.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Pencil?
Pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Any.
Any who?
Anything I want, I get.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Marie.
Marie who?
Marie, marry me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Death. I came to take you.
You knocked at the wrong door, sorry.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream?
I will scream if you don’t let me in!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
COVID.
Sorry, I can’t let you in. I’m in quarantine.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Like.
Like who?
I like you.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thank
Thank who?
Thanks to you, I will freeze outside.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Let
Let who?
Me! Let me in!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
You that don’t let me in.
Knock, knock
Who is there?
I!
Which me?
Your self!
Ah, I don’t open
Knock, knock
Who is there?
The wolf!
We don’t open to you, we heard you are bad, that’s what our deer mother told us
No, I came to play with you.
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