Even if they are not very pleasant, insults are present in our lives. And sometimes they even become funny insults when they are with friends. We have some such examples, in order to relax a little more the foreheads of the most frowning ones.
Are you done talking or can I sleep for half an hour?
When I look at you, I can’t help but wonder: why do stupid people always have a big mouth?
No, I really don’t mind you talking so much, as long as you don’t mind me not listening to you.
I don’t want to make you a monkey. Why should I take credit for what you have done for yourself?
I’d like to use some funny insults on you, but I don’t think you’d get caught.
I think today is the best time for you to become a missing person.
I would have liked you to be on TV to shut you down and not have to look for some funny insults to avoid you.
Next time you talk to me shut up!
Really funny insults
Let us know everything you know, I’m listening to you. Anyway, it won’t take you more than 10 seconds.
I know you’re not stupid to anyone… but don’t despair, someone will adopt you at some point.
Congratulations to your new girlfriend… too bad no one likes her!
Usually X is crazy, but he also has his moments of lucidity when he’s just a big idiot.
I have to admit that you brought faith into my life… Until I met you, I didn’t believe in Hell!
Days go by and I think how lucky I am… because you’re not around me to ruin them for me.
We’ve been friends for a long time… how about we move on to the next stage and break up?
