Scientists, after long research, have discovered what you should never put in an ice cream to not gain weight: the teaspoon!
– Waiter, don’t worry, I ordered a steak with ginger sauce!
– Yes, sir, I brought it to you two minutes ago. What is the problem?
– Would you please check if the meat was left somewhere in the kitchen?
– Can you tell me the recipe for your cake, please?
– Sure! 8 tablespoons flour, 8 tablespoons grated ginger, 8 tablespoons sugar, 8 tablespoons
– You know what, I’m giving up, because I only have six spoons in the drawer!
An Englishman is visiting our country. Flemish, he also goes to the restaurant, orders and, at the end, asks the waiter:
-Don’t be upset, I would like to talk to the chef, to give me the recipe for this ginger and sour cream sauce!
– Did you really like it that much?
– No, but I broke my wife’s crystal vase and I need a good glue!
A guy bursts into a hospital with a fainting teenager in his arms:
– Quickly please, he ate ginger on Tinder!
– Are you allergic to ginger ?!
– No, but it was mine!
My wife is a perfect redhead cooker, she even knows how to cook Asian food: she made me pickle ginger.
Two friends are sitting in the kitchen while one of them is preparing lunch for her husband.
“Wow,” said the other, “since when did you start eating Asian food?” Ginger, garlic, green onions!
-Well, for about a month, since my husband has had that kindness of secretary!
– Give me a ginger-based hair growth lotion.
– Do you want a big bottle or a small one?
– A small one because I don’t like to wear my hair long.
Mom, is ginger healthier than sausages?
– My dear, nowadays, taking water is healthier than eating some sausages.
This morning, the boss said to me:
– Your eyes are red and swollen. You’re drunk?
– No, in the morning, while I was drinking my ginger tea, I realized that I didn’t want to come to work and I cried.
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