We love animal jokes, and bunnies, dogs and cats are among our favorites. But have you ever read funny chickens?
No problem, we will immediately correct this gap, with a selection of funny memes, in which chickens are the main characters.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
Because on the other side was the farmer
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he is not a chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
He was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because was green on the semaphore
A guy was also driving on a country road.
At one point he is overtaken by a hen. Annoyed, but also a little surprised, he presses the accelerator, he doesn’t reach it.
After a few km he reaches a farm and asks the peasant:
– What kind of chickens are these? It’s the first time I’ve seen a hen run so fast.
– Yes, it’s a new species, it’s good for meat.
– Is the meat tasty?
– You never know, we can never catch them, so we console ourselves and read funny meme chickens.
– Why do roosters sing so early in the morning?
– To express their point of view too! Later they have no way, because the chickens wake up.
– Mommy, do you drink gasoline?
– No, baby!
– And then, why does my father complain that eggs become more expensive every time the Government makes petrol more expensive?
My wife has a chicken tattooed on her belly.
Before, he was a cute little chick…
Funny chickens jokes
A motorcyclist was riding on the road at high speed. At one point a stray hen appears in front of him and hits the motorcycle.
He picks up the hen, takes her home, puts her in a cage, gives her water, breadcrumbs and goes to bed. In the morning the hen wakes up and looks through the parts:
– So… water, dry bread…, grates… God! I can not believe! I killed the motorcyclist! I better read some funny chickens!
A mottled and very chic hen goes to the post office to send a telegram to the rooster… on the move.
In the telegram he wrote: chicken wings.
The clerk takes it, looks at it and says:
– You know, at the same price you are allowed to write 3 more elbows.
The Chicken looks at her and answers:
– Yes, but then it wouldn’t make sense…
