It’s finally Friday, your most awaited day of the week.
This is why you should celebrate after work with some wine and jokes.
Don’t laugh. It’s your moment to relax your mind and read the funniest jokes about Friday.
What day can’t chickens stand?
Friday.
Funny Friday jokes
Why do people like Black Friday so much?
Because it’s when they toss about the things they were thankful for yesterday.
Finally, it’s Friday. Today I’m going out… to throw the trash, and I’ll be back.
Well, you should because there are many bad things going on this day, so if you don’t want to mess it up, you should read these jokes and hope this won’t happen to you.
A guy sets a date with a woman for Friday, the 13.
He takes her to dinner, and then he asks her:
– You seem young, if you don’t mind, what’s your age?
– Thirteen, why?
The guys run and leave her at the table, screaming: “Why are you so superstitious?”
It’s Friday the thirteenth, but I guess it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Friday the 13th jokes
What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? When you stay in your queue waiting for your mom, but she doesn’t come, the cashier says you’re next.
Friday the 13th is the moment when all the bad things are blamed regarding the issue.
How do people use this to blame their stupidity instead?
Friday jokes for work
Do you believe on Friday 13?
Is it worse than Friday the 13th?
To get back to work on Monday
A funeral procession enters the cemetery gate. Outside, for a while, you didn’t even want to let the dogs out.
Cold, windy, as if it was about to rain.
The procession heads towards the chapel where the first sprinkles begin to fall.
The gypsies who were carrying the box started walking faster.
The rain intensifies, and the gypsies start running as fast as they can.
A grandmother who was tending a grave sees the procession running and makes the cross with both hands.
– And did you steal this one, mother?
And you will complain that Friday jokes are made with you!
Two black women also talk to each other:
– Listen, what did you cook for your family yesterday?
– Boiled potatoes!
– And what did you put on them?
– That blue lid, which I left from the red pot!
At one point, a white man in a movie theater in Alabama puts his hand in his back pocket and sees that his wallet is missing.
He looked around, and then his eyes immediately caught the only black man who was also there:
– Hey, don’t you know where my wallet is?
He told her.
– What?! You see me, black.
Do you think I’m a thief?
He replied.
– Can’t you see that only the two of us are in the room?!
– Defendant, what will your father say when he sees you went to prison?
– Welcome, son. Take a book with Friday jokes to pass the time more easily!