Do you want to lose weight? Then, laugh at the best food jokes!
After the Winter Holidays, many of us lost extra pounds.
And, as British researchers assure us that laughter weakens, we decided to return to a normal weight by making fun of trouble and reading the best food jokes.
You can try this method, too. Maybe it even works.
Funny food puns
Tastemade food puns at a contest
Who wants to eat all the hot peppers?
What it’s the most favorite food?
Fries
If you eat healthily from restaurants, your food, it’s just a pun.
What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?
Look what you made me, dew!
What did the bread say to the butter?
You’re my butter half!
A carrot tell to a cucumber?
Look at me. I am so strong and big?
Really? I am used to more than you in salads!
What do you say to a herb running late at a meeting?
It’s about thyme!
Who a Chinese makes a food pun?
With love!
What it ‘ts the best food pun?
Foot pun!
Why some restaurants have offer all-you-can-eat?
Because they have a little menu
What do you call a good corn harvest?
Polenta to go around!
Food puns are said at a table because people don’t want to fall off the chair.
What do you call cheese that’s gone crazy?
Out of its rind!
What do I order at a restaurant?
A glass of water! Because it is free…
What does a poor man eat from a luxury restaurant?
Steaks, seafood, salads, and others.
They are the remains of people who buy them at a high price.
So, why do you have to pay more at the restaurant when you can eat for free.
How do eggs show affection?
They shower each other with quiches!
Why some peoples recycle their oils?
Because they can sell it at almost the same price, they bought it.
What do you call a spacey drink?
Absinth-minded!
Cute food puns
How does dinner look cute to eat?
With a lot of sauce!
What makes lettuce so special?
Nothing, it’s just arugula vegetable!
Why did the girl quit her job at a doughnut company?
She was fed up with the whole business until nothing was left.
The food it’s love, so the fact people are full of love?
Why did the butcher work extra hours?
To make ends meet!
What do you call friends you meet at the culinary course?
Taste buds!
Read also the best collection of food jokes.
A boy to his mom, can you cook me chicken wings?
Yes, if you fly from the house for 2 hours for my silence.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give it a good scare!
Mexican food puns are represented by a taco.
What kind of lettuce has killed the most people?
Iceberg!
Star wars food puns
What it’s the favorite food of a Jedi?
Kicking ass
Taste food puns
How do Italians say goodbye?
Pasta la vista, baby!
How do Mexicans say to tasty food?
Los Muchachos!
Puns fruit
What happens when fruits die?
They get berried!
What’s a fruit’s favorite celebrity
Melon Degeneres!
What did the hotdog say to the bun?
It was nice to meet you!
What’s a potato’s worst enemy?
Dark Vader!
It is a word of the people “To love you, neither does the food stick to you.”
Every time I come home, I have the same reception and questions as my parents and grandparents.
“You in town, what do you eat? You’re only skin and bone. You eat Tuesdays and Thursdays, or you eat fried patience.”
An announcement at the canteen of the British researchers mentioned above:
“Dear researchers! Stop throwing food on the floor.
Three dogs have already died this week!”.
One guy is very puzzled: I think I have the wrong cookbook, and it’s more like a food joke.
I struggled for an hour to make this lasagna, and it all fell on the bottom of the oven.
I feel like I’m going crazy. How can I manage to put that tray at 180 degrees without the composition falling ?!
A German also comes to a restaurant in the Capital.
He orders and, in the end, while paying the bill, he tells the waiter:
– Don’t be upset. I really want the recipe for this sauce.
– Did you like it so much?
– No, but I’m looking for glue so I can glue some boards when I get home!
– Hello, Darling! Here’s what I thought:
Today, I’m going to prepare a romantic dinner for you.
So, what would you like to eat potatoes with tonight?
– Well, with meat, of course!
– I knew! That’s why I got bacon chips!
Vegetarian puns
Question: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole cow?
Answer: One, if no one is watching and everyone is sitting and reading food jokes.
What eat an original vegetarian?
Vegetables
A guy, full of force, orders a fried chicken at the restaurant.
Then, planning to stop halfway for dinner, he tells the waiter:
– Please pack this piece for me. I’m going to take it to my kitten’s house!
The waiter approves and returns at the end with the package.
– I think your kitten will be very happy, sir.
I wanted to surprise her and put a dead mouse next to the snail!
– Waiter, don’t worry, I ordered a bone steak!
– Yes, sir, I brought it to you.
What is the problem?
Too cold?
Too hot?
– Oh, no, stay calm.
Do you want to check, please, if the meat hasn’t stayed in the kitchen?