Fish jokes, to the trouble of the fishermen
Disappointed by the evolution of the Star in the championship.
An important man decides to go fishing for a few hours to disconnect a little.
Get out of Maybach, take out the trunk of the newest model with a gold hook, remove a frame from the platinum box and start fishing.
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At one point, shoot, and in the hook, see the wonder, even the Golden Fleece. He looks a little over his head and starts:
– You know, I am the Creator of A Fish
Little Johnny, nervous, responds:
– Yeah, come on, say it quickly. W
hat do you want me to give you?
Two fishermen discuss on the shore:
– Because they are made of fish jokes.
I’ve been here for two days and haven’t even caught a fish!
– How so? What are you doing to keep from falling?
– What with what? With stones!
Fish dad jokes
The son-in-law discusses with his father-in-law, the fisherman array:
-Daddy-father-in-law, how does the pike pull the line?
-You make fish jokes with me? How do I know?
Do you think I sat with my head underwater to see her?
At fishing dad ask:
How do you catch a large fish kid?
With honey dad…
Little Johnny, who was reading a book with fishing stories, asks her mother:
– Mommy, are there any fishermen who catch nothing?
– How not to!
Your father is a perfect example, and after him, the best fish jokes on the internet were made.
Two fishers arguing with each other?
-And you want to believe that you got 10kg of sleep?
You say fish jokes, he admits. But, without exaggeration, did he even have 10 pounds?
– Without exaggeration.
– Well, I believe you, but with exaggeration, how much singing?
– I don’t know. I didn’t weigh it.
A fisherman sits on the edge of the lake and calmly fishes.
Then, a man comes near him and takes him away?
– What are you doing here, fishers, when it says that fishing is forbidden?
– But I’m not fishing. I wash the frames.
– Bula, do you know what fishnet is made of?
– Of course, guys, there are a lot of holes tied together with twine.
A fisherman was also catching fish when, suddenly, what to see, in the hook was fighting the Golden Fleece:
– Fisherman, let me go, and I will fulfill three wishes!
-What do I need three wishes for? I’m going to the jeweler!
Best fish jokes
Why do cats eat fish? Because they are predators!
The fisherman struggled hard and, finally, pulled a beautiful fish, about 5 kilograms:
How can you be a sucker to get caught on the hook?
The fisherman wondered.
– February is you, I’m just depressed and tried to kill myself.
Fish jokes for adults
A retired policeman decides to get rid of boredom and goes fishing. Meticulously, he buys everything and then sits at the bank.
For 5 hours, nothing catches, and in the end, the hook hooks a small guide.
Immediately, the former policeman grabbed him by the tail, gave him sand, and screamed:
– Say where your accomplices are.
Say it all!
The “luck” of the fishermen and the tendency to exaggerate them made the world laugh on their behalf and appeared as the best fish jokes.
We have also chosen a few jokes with fish for you, which you can use to entertain your friends or “saddle” some of them with this passion.
Also, these one-liners fish jokes will delight any party, so read on.