People love contrast, even in jokes. We love to create opposite jokes, to compare and observe what people prefer. Dirty jokes are funny, sassy with the tempt to seem a little offensive, but the clean ones come with pure intentions, just to make you laugh. So let’s see what likes you more? Dirty or clean? I bet each one of them will make you laugh.
What’s the best thing when your wife wants to do gardening and wash your car? The fact that she plays with your hose.
Do you believe in that rumor?
What?
About the Beatles and their fans. Have you heard of it?
Yes, they cum together.
A kid asks his dad:
Dad, what it’s like to be a man?
Well, the man is the head of the family, he provides them everything and does everything to keep them happy.
So mom is a man too?
A kid asks another kid.
What does diplomacy mean?
Well, I think many times before you’re saying something, but you still shut up.
Why do student boys love to go to college? You meet lots of whores and you don’t pay them to be with you.
The child of an internet maniac asks his father:
– Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Why don’t elephants eat ice cream? Because no one gives them.
At a fish restaurant:
– Do you also serve sea shells?
– We serve all customers.
A guy asks his friends: “My wife is telling me she wants me to be kinky and I wanted to ask you. What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
His friend says: “Erotic is where you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken.”
