Although friends and acquaintances know you as a real encyclopedia in terms of jokes, we are sure that you also have your gaps.
Like, so you don’t know too many dinosaur jokes.
Do you find them too humorless?
It means you didn’t find out the ones below, because you certainly wouldn’t have thought that way.
What do dinosaurs and classic movies have in common?
Both are from the era!
The vegetarian dinosaur:
“I have nothing against carnivores, but I haven’t eaten meat in 65 million years!”
Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Dinosaur?
Dinosaur who?
A friend!
Why don’t dinosaurs have access to the internet?
Because it would break the cables every time it tried to connect.
T-Rex to Triceratops:
“You piss me off so much I’d like to slap you… if I could get to you.”
Laugh to your heart’s content with dinosaur jokes!
If dinosaurs did stand up, what kind of jokes would they tell?
Some are millions of years old!
When the dinosaurs were fighting, what did their mother say to them?
“Stop fighting dinosaurs, or you will become fossils!”
What do you do when you see a dinosaur trying to steal your car?
Nothing, let him do his job.
What did the first dinosaur who saw a falling meteorite say?
“Here’s a shooting star… let’s make a wish!”
How do dinosaurs respond to an invitation to dinner?
“Depends…will I be the main course?”
How do dinosaurs keep their clothes clean?
They bury them in the sand for several million years.
Why don’t dinosaurs use cars?
Because it doesn’t fit a T-Rex behind the wheel.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the first plane?
“Wow, I evolved!”
The dinosaur in front of the mirror:
“I still look good after 65 million years!”
What does a dinosaur do when it can’t find food?
Dig deeper.
How do dinosaurs greet?
“Welcome to our world…but not for long.”
How do dinosaurs apologize?
“Sorry, I was a little prehistoric.”
What kind of perfume do dinosaurs use?
“Eau de Fossile.”
How do dinosaurs relax after a long day?
He buries himself in the sand and dreams of meteorites.
How does one dinosaur surprise another dinosaur?
It hides his favorite fossils.
What did the dinosaur say when it first saw archaeologists?
“Finally, someone remembers us!”
Dinosaurs for dinner:
“Have you heard of the meteorite diet? It’s explosive!”
Why don’t dinosaurs play basketball?
Because they have nowhere to hang their tail.
How does a dinosaur react when it sees a shooting star?
“Not again…”
Why aren’t dinosaurs good at math?
Because they disappeared when they started counting.
Why were dinosaurs never seen dancing?
Because prehistoric dance was not fashionable.
What did the first dinosaur who saw a sea say?
“Wow, a pool”!
What do you call a dinosaur that hides?
Camuflosaurus.
What kind of sport would dinosaurs play?
Fossball.
What does a dinosaur do when he wakes up early?
He checks his calendar of millions of years.
Why don’t dinosaurs go to the hairdresser?
Because no one knows how to cut a T-Rex.
How do dinosaurs have fun?
Playing “hide the meteorite”.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the first tree?
“How small it is!”
Why don’t dinosaurs have human friends?
Because they disappeared long before they appeared.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the first bridge?
“Well, now we don’t have to swim anymore.”
How do dinosaurs imagine the future?
Like a world where they are the ones who made history.
What do dinosaurs do when it rains?
They hide under giant leaves.
How to play “hide and seek” dinosaurs?
They dig deep holes and hide for several million years.
How do dinosaurs choose their homes?
After how many meteorites hit that area.
What do dinosaurs do when they are stressed?
He counts his scales to calm down.
What do dinosaurs do at the end of a long day?
They polish their fossils.
What does a dinosaur say when it finds a flower?
“Wow, is she still alive?”
How do dinosaurs react to bad news?
“I’ve seen worse, believe me.”
Why are dinosaurs not good at jokes?
Because their humor is from the Mesozoic era.
What do dinosaurs do when they find a bone?
I write my name on it to keep it as a memory.
Dad, what do dinosaurs do when they are bored?
He buries his toys and unearths them a few years later.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw a man for the first time?
“Wow, it’s small and without scales!”
How do dinosaurs keep in good shape?
Running away from meteorites.
What did the first dinosaur say when it was discovered?
“Finally, someone remembers me!”