How do you get on with a diet?
By turning diet into a lifestyle
Why is it so hard for us to stick to a diet?
Because there are so many temptations around us
Why do we all want to go on a diet?
Because we want to show that those who lead a healthy lifestyle and do sports
Why combine diet with sports often?
Because it helps you lose weight faster and define yourself
Why aren’t you consistent in these?
Because they are not a priority for you yet
What do you do after reading these diet jokes?
You still eat a carrot.
Did you know that jokes make you fat?
Or not. It consumes calories because you laugh now and force the muscles of the face.
What other diets should you have?
Is it the keto diet, paleo diet, Mediterranean diet, intermittent fasting, vegan diet or carnivore diet?
I don’t know. I’ve tried them all.
The only non-fat food?
The water
What is the best sport for dieters?
Cardio with jokes
What time is it best to eat meals?
Only when you’re hungry, leave the chocolate in your hand.
How do you finally get to the body you wanted?
Through Photoshop
Have you noticed fat women post pictures on social media from bust up?
I’m wondering why?
Have you noticed that fat men go running?
Yes, then why do you think there are earthquakes?
If you have a vegan diet, keep up because you will miss a lot.
What makes a person start a diet, whatever it is?
He needs a change, so start with these jokes daily, and you will do cardio on your cheeks.
Be careful not to get a muscle fever.
Let me tell you a sweet joke about dieting.
I try a ketogenic diet based on natural food and good fats like avocado, nuts, cheese, seafood, etc. But, unfortunately, I end up with a few kilograms of fat.
A friend tells me about the paleo diet.
It’s about consuming foods from the ancient age like raw fruits or lean protein, eggs and others.
Also, I have not consumed processed foods like pizza, cake, hamburgers and others. What do you think?
I kept a six-month diet and lost 6 grams because of my sedentariness. So I think the problem is with me.
I kept a vegan diet for three months, which was also a joke.
Because I eat more fruits containing sugar and gain weight in two months.
If you want to not be a joke, diet, eat normally, and exercise daily. Then, just take a long journey with your friends.
After a month of dieting, I lost 30 days.
I’m on a diet of seafood. So I see food, and I eat.
It’s hard to feed when your favorite exercise is chewing.
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. It’s called “I’m hungry.”
Translated, DIET means I ate that?
Food has never fattened me, but scales always do.
Funny diet jokes
I’m a light eater. So as soon as the light comes on, I start eating.
I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to the diet. Every time I start eating food, I get sick.
I have tried a diet many times but continue to fail every time I should eat.
Diet is not a piece of cake.
Diets are intended for fat and tired people.
I try to lose weight, but I keep finding myself.
Garlic Diet: Do not lose weight; you just seem thinner from a distance.
I seem to remember wanting to lose weight after eating nine cakes.
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Best diet jokes
I gave up jogging for health reasons.
However, the thighs were still rubbing, and my panties were on fire.
Do not forget. You are what you eat.
I need to eat a weak person.
I’m on a diet of seafood. Every meal
I see, I eat.
Ladies – Want to get rid of 5 kilos?
Leave your purse.
What is your favorite exercise? Chewing.
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I want fat-sucked mosquitoes, not blood.
Calories (noun)Small creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each evening.
A weird new trend in the office.
People who put names on food in the company’s fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
“Your order, please.”
“3 hamburgers, 9 chicken melons and French fries XXL.”
“And a diet with coke.”
Easy to say diet jokes. Most people gain weight by taking intimate meals for only two… alone.
Losing weight jokes
I try to lose weight, but I keep finding myself.
Do you want to lose weight? Read vegan jokes. The laugh can help you to burn calories.
Mimi, what diet is now on the trend to lose weight?
“A very effective one, Lily: 40 Tik-Tak tablets for breakfast, 50 for lunch and 60 for dinner.
The weight is constant, and you have fresh breath”.
Two women talk to each other. One of them says that the doctor recommended he go on a horse daily to lose weight.
Start the diet now!
Many people have tried at least once in a diet to lose weight.
They gave up their favorite food, and changed the quantity, what they ate, and when they ate.
Many of us have realized that although diets are good for health, it is not easy to keep one.
If you want to help to resist your diet, why not try some diet jokes?
The other one asks what the results are. She replies, “Well, the horse has already lost some weight.”
It is said that 2000 calories are burned during sports.
That is why so many men have lost weight after they got married.
Two friends are talking to each other.
One asks the other, “How did your wife lose so much weight?”
The man replied that he bought the clothes he didn’t even dream of, with only two smaller dimensions.
What do fat women say about themselves?
I love their thin legs and their tiny waist.
On the other hand, I hate all the fat that hides everything.