Amid the coronavirus epidemic, the people once again demonstrated that they know how to make trouble.
From here until the onset of the Coronavirus, jokes were only one step.
They may not please some because they consider them out of place, but we also have a selection of coronavirus jokes.
How things changed, now I yell at my parents for going out.
America had a hard time in the past few months.
I wonder if it’s because of being built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
Has anybody let the Amish people know what’s going on?
S: Why my older sister’s name is Tokyo?
D: Because we’ve conceived her there.
S: Thanks, dad!
D: No problem, Quarantine!
I can’t believe those astronauts. Don’t you think they’rethey take “social distancing” too seriously?
Her: Honey, do you think I’m fat?
I think I ate too much in this lockdown, and now I can’t fit into my dress…
Him: No, you haven’t gained that much weight during the quarantine.
Come on… chin up!
Her: So, this dress looks good on me?
Him: No, try another one!
I got my COVID test results, and I’m so confused.. it was just the number 83…
On the plus side, my IQ test came back positive.
Her: Come over!
Him: I can’t. I’m self-isolating this week.
Her: C’mon! My parents are not home!
Him: …but they should be!
Nurse: You’ve been in a coma since February, but you can go home tomorrow.
Patient: Great! I can’t wait to hang out with my friends at parties and meet with my family at large events.
Reporter: Why COVID isn’t affecting your people?
Amish leader: Because we don’t have a TV.
In 50 years:
“You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went.
We didn’t have those fancy hazmat suits you all wear today.”
Government recommendation:
“Wash hands often to be protected from the virus.
We do our part and wash your brains, stay calm.”
Don’t you think that is why the virus appeared on 14 February – 8 March?
These men don’t know what to invent anymore”.
Our country has so many viruses that Coronavirus has bypassed us this year…
This year changed us. Some of us are nuts and fat, and others are pregnant or divorced.
We’ll be fine!
It’s the first time in history that we can save humanity by sitting in front of the TV.
So let’s not mess it up.
The lady in charge of cleaning just called me to tell me that she works from home but that she sends us detailed instructions on what to do.
It is said that you cannot control stupidity.
Unfortunately, it turns out that it can’t even be quarantined…
Nature punished us for bad behavior and sent us to our rooms…
At school, the teacher looks very dissatisfied:
– Bula, you go out to the board because I see that you are not careful at all.
You always look out the window, you look over your head, what do you think?
– This flu from China.
– Better pay attention to what he learned and leave the nonsense!
– What good will I learn, Professor, if I die?
– Not to die stupidly.
What is the owner name of Coronavirus?
COVID-19
A novelist goes shopping and begs a seller in a sporting goods store:
– I would like training, please.
– Of that? For indoor or outdoor?
Running, fitness, or pilates?
Synthetic or cotton?
Classic or stretch?
– This woman’s at home when she’s Coronavirus in the country.
Funny coronavirus jokes
In the meantime, in Russia, Russians are avoiding how they can and how they know about Coronavirus:
– Mommy, Mommy, can I drink fruit juice now?
– No, baby! First, you finish the vodka.
Prisoners complain that the government’s measures are being violated in prison to limit coronavirus infection:
“We have only one exit, and that one is blocked.”
I got a hitchhiker last night in the car.
He asked me where I knew he was not infected with Coronavirus.
Best coronavirus jokes
I replied that the chances of two infected people being in the same car are quite small.
A little dark humor with coronavirus jokes
The government issued a press release: “We promise jobs for the 5 million Diaspora! Come home! The services will be held by His Grace.”
The best lies are told before the election, during love, after the fishing game, and during the coronavirus epidemic.
– And this year, where are you going? Mykonos, Thassos, Zakynthos?
– Neah! I’m afraid of Coronavirus, so Access!
We hope that your humor is good and that to pass 2020.