How do you clean up your desk?
With your hands!
Do you have to meet obsessed people about cleaning the house?
Tell them they have affection.
It’s not normal.
Funny clean jokes
How to give a hand to other men to not touch their dirty hands?
Instead, you give them a fist!
A clean company goes to a woman’s house to clean the basement.
They don’t go out, not even today!
Where is the cleanest place on the earth?
On Mars.
What is the best clean joke?
How do you clean your closet? First, you take out all your clothes.
Can you clean the air?
Yes, wash your sheets!
Jokes for adults clean
I joke with my friend about his adult girlfriend, and he cleans me from his Facebook.
Q: Why did six of seven get scared?
A: Because seven “ate” us.
Best adult clean jokes
Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 to a computer?
Could not find a button “10”.
Why did the Witches team lose the final baseball game?
Their lilies flew.
Teacher: “Children, what does the chicken offer you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! What does the pig offer you?
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow offer you? ”
Student: “Theme!”
Hilarious jokes for adults clean
Mathematic teacher tell hilarious:
If I have 7 bottles with a beer in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem”.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How is Christmas like your hilarious job?
Do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit receives all the credit.
Short clean jokes easy to tell
Why does Humpty Dumpty fall in love?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
My friend told me he has the body of a Greek god.
Q: Why could he quit his job?
A: Because it appeared with soda.
Clean your head with dirty jokes
Q: How do you name a karate pig?
A: A touch of pork.
Q: Can February or march?
A: No, but April can.
A man hit his head with a can of Coca, but it was fine because it was a refreshing drink.
Don’t break anyone’s heart; they have only 1. Break their bones; at 206.
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!
Clean jokes for adults
Q: How do you dance a tissue?
A: Put a little in it.
Have you heard about the guy whose left side was cut off?
He is fine.
– What is red with green and moves 50 miles per hour?
– A frog in a mixer.
Clean jokes that are actually funny
Famous movie names:
– The wicked wick in the window
– Fire underwater
– The fish drowned
Saint Peter to God:
– Lord, some atheists have come to you to ask for your help.
– Tell them it doesn’t exist
A policeman was investigating a broken window of a store:
– That’s exactly how I imagined.
Unfortunately, it is broken on both sides!
– If I knew you were so poor from the beginning, I would not have married you.
I have told you so many times that you are all I have in the world, but you did not care.
Use this clean jokes with your dad
– Dad, did you ever tell me you didn’t go into history in seventh grade.
– Yes, it is, but what do you mean by this?
– I wanted to say that history is fast!
A dad comes to the riddle, and he begins to read in his palm:
– Sir, this is terrible. Your mother-in-law will die in 3 days.
– I know this without guessing.
I am interested in whether I will be caught or not.
Q: How do I came from dad?
A: From a big bird son!