Everyone loves Christmas jokes about kids, teens, adults and dads. But why? Well, the Christmas period is so well recognized for the positive vibes transmitted from family and friends. It’s the moment where you come home, sit at your family’s dinner and talk about those old good memories. This is the perfect occasion to tell some jokes. I know these ones will make you and your family read harder and get closer than ever.
Many kids are afraid of Santa Claus. I don’t know why they are claustrophobic.
My friend, Jake has operated his hands. What did he get on Christmas? A pair of gloves.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once per year.
Did you know that Santa needs therapy? He has low elf-esteem.
I was so good last year, Santa came twice.
One kid sent a letter to Santa. He wrote “ Send me a brother” and Santa wrote back too: “Send me your mom first.”
Santa at therapy: “Doctor, help me, please! I don’t believe in myself…”
“I dreamed of Santa last night. He brought me many toys and sweets and he used to give many things to mom, but Santa looked alike with our neighbour.” tells a kid to her mom.
Father: Mhm, interesting.
There are three stages for every man in his life:
He believes in Christmas.
He doesn’t believe in Santa anymore.
He becomes Santa.
Brian: Listen, mate. I don’t know what gift to take my girlfriend for Christmas.
Paul: Why don’t you ask her what you want?
Brian: Don’t joke. How much money do you think I got?
