How does a Chinese person make a good joke?
He speaks Chinese
Chinese jokes about foreigners
What does a Chinese do when he first arrives in another country?
Looking for work, if he can’t find it, he sells something and manages
How do the Chinese view foreigners?
Like strangers
How can you learn Chinese?
Start with food. It’s easier
Why are the Chinese so good at math?
Because he counts every square in Tiananmen Square!
How do the Chinese spend their birthday?
With a red light party, telling bad Chinese jokes and a feast of dim sum!
What does a Chinese say when he gets stuck?
“Sorry, I thought it was a pen!”
How do you know that a Chinese person has been to a restaurant?
All the waiters were impressed by the way he just told them some Chinese jokes while his face was completely motionless!
Why are the Chinese so good at math?
Because they have a lot of patience when dealing with problems!
To relax, I read Chinese jokes that others have invented!
What is the Chinese favorite game?
Finding the needle in the haystack!
Why are the Chinese so good at cooking?
Because they keep their secrets well hidden!
What is the favorite currency of the Chinese?
Wontons!
What is the favorite way to take a selfie for Chinese people?
Wok and Roll!
Funny Chinese jokes
Why is Chinese food so good?
Because it’s different
What do the Chinese especially eat?
Noodles with anything
What is the preferred language of Chinese?
Cat or tangerine
What does a Chinese do when he has a business idea?
He is opening a new restaurant!
Why are the Chinese so good at construction?
Because I read two Chinese jokes for each stone!
Why are the Chinese always so calm?
Because I know that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step!
What is the favorite way to barbecue for the Chinese?
Wok and Roll BBQ!
What does a Chinese say when he receives a gift he doesn’t like?
“Thanks, it’s perfect for my collection of dusty things!”
How do the Chinese spend their free time?
Climbing the stairs to the Great Wall of China!
Why are the Chinese so popular at parties?
Because they always bring delicious dishes and know many new Chinese jokes!
What does a Chinese do when he is tired of walking?
He sleeps on the money!
Chinese jokes quotes
How do you make friends with a Chinese person?
It’s simple, you’re friends with him
Why do the Chinese work so hard?
Because I can
How do you translate Chinese into another language?
Of course, with Google Translate
Funny PPL Chinese jokes
How do you easily impress your friends?
You speak Chinese.
Why speak Chinese today?
Because it can help you in the long run, or who knows if you can meet a Chinese person.
He will be surprised by you.
How do you recognize Chinese?
Looking at his eyes
Why do the Chinese have eyes different than others? Because they always look from far to close.
Chinese people joke Chinese tell a joke to his friend.
Give me some soy sauce for my french fries.
Black man, white man, Chinese man jokes black, white, and a Chinese journey by train
The black man shows a big pumpkin, and the Chinese and white stare at his pumpkin.
The white man shows big celery from his bag, and the others stare at his vegetable.
Chinese men joke with them, show a big melon, and say it’s a pea.
Black man, white man, Chinese man jokes enter a bar and order some sake.
A group of Chinese ppl meet in a restaurant in Paris.
What do they order?
Noodles, please!
Great Chinese jokes
What is the most proteic food? Bugs
How do the Chinese react when you say they can do something?
They always say:
“Yes” and smile.
Can you give me a Chinese copy of your work?
Yes, if you want to replicate 10x cheaper.
Why Chinese ppl are the best in manufacturing in the world?
Because they are a lot.
Do you know more Chinese jokes?
Tell us your story in the mail.
Bily took pictures of 20 Chinese.
Not to take a separate picture for each one, he took a single picture in 20 copies.
Everyone was pleased, and only one Chinese returned angrily.
“This is not my picture,” says the Chinese.
– How so? Is not that your face?
– Yes, but my shirt is not mine.
– Why did you give the first child a Chinese name?
– Jackie Chan
It was concluded that the expression:
“All men are the same” was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd!
Chinese and other asians have similarities in common, so read Asian jokes to find what.
Why in China? Why still have communism?
Because they are common Chinese.
What is the name of the favorite restaurant of the Chinese who live in America?
“Wok this way!”
What does a Chinese say to an American when they meet in the morning? “Wok up and smell the noodles!”
What is the name of the Chinese person who always makes good jokes?
“Pun Fun Lee!”
What is the favorite soup of the Chinese?
“Shade soup”!
Why are the Chinese so good at crossword puzzles?
Because they have an alphabet that contains a lot of characters!
What does a Chinese say when he enjoys a good meal?
“Wok n’ roll, it was delicious!”
What do the Chinese call their children?
Through the smoke signal!
What is the Chinese favorite song?
“Wok This Way” by Aerosmith!
What is the name of a Chinese who dances breakdance?
“Wok-and-Roll Dancer”!
What does a Chinese say when he wants to make a joke?
“Let’s put a splash of soy on this situation!”
What do you call a Chinese who can’t stand still?
“Wokaholic”!
Racist Chinese jokes
An American doctor goes to China for a congress of doctors discussing birth control.
They all gather around the Chinese doctor to discover how they solved their birth problem.
– My dear medical colleagues from all over the world.
In China, when a man comes to a consulate, we ask him to put his on the table.
I keep them well, take a hammer, and try to have an effect.
All doctors were scared of this painful method.
Finally, a more courageous doctor asks with half a voice:
– But doesn’t it hurt?
The calm doctor responds:
– Only if I make a mistake with the hammer in my finger.
Chinese jokes Tagalog
Q: How did the Chinese Tagalog break Nasa?
A: They tried every word in the world.
A good man at the doctor with his child says:
– Doctor, my child is almost two years old and hasn’t opened his eyes yet.
– The Lord thinks the problem is not with the child but with you.
You have to open your eyes because the child is Chinese.
– Why did you give your little baby a Chinese name?
Funny PPL Chinese jokes
My wife read that one of 5 children is Chinese, so I gave her Chinese names.
On a US Navy ship was a Chinese Tagalog chef.
Poor and weak, this was the target of bad crew jokes, which, however bad it was, never got angry.
One evening, a few months later, the crew decided it was time to finish with bad jokes, which is why they called on him to notify him:
– Look since you’ve been on the boat, I made you all sorts of jokes, and you’re not upset at all.
Today we promise you that we will never make you a bad joke.
If you promise not to make any bad jokes, I promise not to pee in your soup!
China, with its rich and diverse culture, has often been the subject of funny and humorous jokes. The Chinese are known for their intelligence, technological skills and, of course, for their culinary delicacies.
Also, there are many Chinese jokes that always make you laugh, and we have prepared some of them for you.