How can you touch a friend?
With a bone
How is a bone made?
From love
A bone tells another bone a pun:
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A skeleton goes to a doctor with a problem
- Doctor, my bones are getting old. What do I have to do?
- Take some Calcium and vitamin D. This will help your bones
Can you tell me what the biggest bone in your body is?
No, that bone…
Is femur
How do you say when a bone is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why does he don’t lie?
He doesn’t speak.
Why is bone the best at the fight?
He had a bone in his hand.
What’s the best part of a bone?
The head.
Why was the skeleton not intelligent?
He has a small skull.
Why was the skeleton so angry?
Because he won’t have ahead.
Funny bone puns
Why are bones so good?
Because there are strong
Where do you imprison a new one?
A hand cage.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get drunk?
Because they don’t drink
Did you hear about that being trapped?
He escaped.
How do you know if a femur finds you funny?
It starts now
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a hand to stand on.
Question: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Answer: Nobody
Question: When does a bone laugh?
Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.
Question: Why didn’t the bone dance at Halloween?
Answer: It had nobody to dance with.
Question: What type of art do skeletons like?
Answer: Skull head.
Funnybone puns
Why does he don’t lie?
He doesn’t speak.
Creepy words on the skeleton jokes page
Why is he the best at the fight?
He had a bone in his hand.
Funny bone puns name
How to put a name to a bone?
The bone!
I’ve got a bone to pick with you, and now I am gone.
What’s the best part of a skeleton?
The head.
Great humerus jokes
How do you say a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why was the skeleton not intelligent?
He has a small skull.
What Humerus tells a boy?
How do you say a funny bone?
A humerus.
Do you know who I am?
Who is Humerus?
A great philosopher
No, it’s your bone
Why was the skeleton so angry?
Because he doesn’t have an ahead.
Why are bones so good?
Because there are strong
Where do you imprison a new skeleton?
A hand cage.
Why can’t a group of bones ever get drunk?
Because they don’t drink
Did you hear about the bone that was trapped?
He escaped.
Can you give me some water?
No, because you will stain my carpet.
What do you say when at dinner?
Bone appetite!
How do you know if a femur finds you funny?
It starts now
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a hand to stand on.
Question: Who won their beauty contest?
Answer: Nobody
Question: What type of art do you like?
Answer: Skullbone
Bone pun questions and answers are easy to read.
Question: What did the skeleton say when his mother told a lie?
Answer: You can’t fool me. I can see right through you.
Question: What did he say while riding his Chuck Norris motorcycle?
Answer: I’m bone to be free!
Question: Why didn’t the skeleton dance?
Answer: He had nobody to dance
Question: What do you give a bone for Valentine’s day?
Answer: A new bone
Question: Who was the best bones detective?
Answer: Sherlock Bones.
Question: What instrument do bones play?
Answer: John-BONE.
Question: Best bone puns?
Answer: Legs and arms
Question: What does a bone skeleton say at a restaurant?
Answer: Ribs!
Question: When do they laugh?
Answer: When something tickles his funny bone.
Broken bone puns
Question: Why didn’t the broken bone eat the restaurant food?
Answer: Because he didn’t have the belly for it!
Question: Who was the most famous French?
Answer: Napoleon bone-apart
Question: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
Answer: Because he didn’t have the stomach for it!
Question: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: He didn’t have the guts.
Have you ever heard of bone jokes?
There is almost no theme for joke lovers not to laugh at, but some are more unusual.
Have you heard of cannibal jokes, dishes, and even cacti?
Have you ever read or heard bone jokes?
Yes, you read that right: bone jokes.
If the answer to our question is negative, it’s time to correct this gap and learn some bone jokes right now.
Be that as it may, it may become your favorite.
– Why did the bone climb into the tree?
– Because while walking, he saw a dog looking at the dumpsters for bones.
– How do the bones know it’s going to rain soon?
– That’s really simple: I feel it with all my bones.
– What does a bone say to his friend who goes on vacation:
– Have a nice time, and come back healthy!
– John, do you know what they command when it goes to a restaurant?
– George, are you kidding me? Of course, I know ribs!
– Why are the bones so lonely and without friends?
– Very simple: no one can get under their skin!
– Why doesn’t a skeleton drink beer when it’s hot outside?
– Because hops dissolve calcium in their bones!
– Why do they never go to horror movies?
– Because those who succeeded in Hollywood are too envious!
– Why don’t you like to dance?
– Because last time he hit his bones too hard and broke his face!
-Why didn’t the skeleton go to a horror movie?
-He didn’t have the courage
– Why don’t skeletons socialize more often with people?
– Because I can’t see them!
– Why not eat a skeleton over?
– Fear not to have a bone in his throat!
Five bones in a cemetery were also playing poker, so between friends.
Suddenly, a drunk makes a fuss and noise near the cemetery.
Disturbed by the scandal, the oldest skeleton tells the youngest:
-You go and scare him because it annoys me.
Said and done. The young bone goes and starts Bu-hu-hu!
The drunk was nothing.
He was still making a fuss. He returns disappointed to the others and tells them that he failed.
The old skeleton gives him a cigarette, tells him to ask for a fire, and when he sees his face, he will be scared.
Woohoo, the bone does exactly this:
He goes, asks for a fire, the drunk gives him, and full of grief, he says to the bone:
– My father, if you see that tobacco hurts you, why don’t you give up?
Two bones were running through the desert.
At one point, one says:
– Listen, wait a minute!
– Why, ma, are you tired?
– No, but I have a muscle fever!
– Why do I hate bones in winter?
Because the cold passes directly through them.
– Why don’t bones eat spicy food?
– They don’t have the stomach for that.
– Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
– Because they learned at school that milk is so good for bones!