Humor is everywhere, and we must admit that corny, bad and dad jokes are the funniest.
We know you love offensive jokes because these are good jokes that amuse people every time.
A dad approaches his daughter:
I don’t want to brag, but cashiers always check me out.
A husband to his wife:
Honey, I couldn’t sleep last night.
Why Honey?
I called the police.
Because you couldn’t sleep? Are you serious?
No, because my neighbors made love, and we aren’t.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Free…
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
No son.
If a man stays to listen to her complaints all day, you can say that the prelude has started.
A guy goes at a post:
“Excuse me, I’m waiting for a letter.”
The mailman replies:
“Keep waiting!”
Yesterday I got a fur coat for my wife. A good exchange I made!
One day women will rule the world. The problem is how they will park it.
A man to his wife: “Honey, do you know why you, women, love shoes?
Because no matter how much they eat, they still fit.”
What do you call an angry Italian that eats noodles?
An antipasto.
