A vacation spent in the mountains is to the liking of many of us.
And what better reason could you find to relax on a terrace in the Old Center than a good round of jokes with bears?
We also present some of them to you, in the grouping below.
What do bears do when they wake up from hibernation?
Look for the coffee… or at least a handful of blueberries.
How do bears express their friendship?
“If I hug you and you survive, we’re friends for life!”
What do the bears do at the picnic?
He eats everything, including the picnic basket.
Bear jokes are always in trend
How do bears react to a good joke?
“She’s funny… but can she come with a jar of honey?”
Why don’t bears go to school?
Because they already know how to survive in the wild.
What do bears do when they are bored?
He climbs trees and amuses himself by watching others get scared.
Why don’t bears need an alarm clock?
Because their hibernation lasts as long as it should.
What do bears do at a birthday party?
All the guests give themselves a “gift”.
Why don’t bears use the phone?
Because he prefers to communicate through howls and grunts.
How do bears express their affection?
Through a tight hug… maybe a little too tight.
How do bears express their boredom?
They stretch out their paws and bark loudly.
What do bears do when they are jealous?
He marks his territory and makes sure that everyone knows who boss is.
What do bears do at a romantic dinner?
I share a jar of honey under the moonlight.
How do bears react to climate change?
“Less snow? Better, less hibernation!”
Why don’t bears need a GPS?
Because I know all the paths of the forest by heart.
What do bears do when they are melancholy?
They remember the winters when the forests were covered with thick snow.
Why don’t bears go to the dentist?
Because their teeth are always sharp and ready for action.
Why don’t bears play chess?
Because the pieces would be tempting snacks.
What do bears do when they are confused?
He scratches his head with his paw and tries to find a solution.
Why don’t bears go to the gym?
Because the forest is their gym.
How do bears react to a newcomer in the forest?
He greets him with a loud grunt, just so he knows who the boss is.
Why don’t bears need a doctor?
Because nature offers them all the remedies they need.
What do bears do when they are stressed?
They retire to a cave and sleep for a good few hours.
Why don’t bears use selfie sticks?
Because they don’t need proof, they live in the moment.
What do bears do when they see an artesian fountain?
“Can I catch fish from this?”
Why don’t bears play football?
Because he would rather swallow the ball than pass it.
Why don’t bears use watches?
Because time passes differently in the forest.
Why don’t bears play tennis?
Because he would rather tear apart the rocket with his claws.
What do bears do when they are tired?
They lie on their backs and fall asleep under the shade of a large tree.
Why don’t bears use toothpaste?
Because he prefers the natural taste of fresh fish.
What do bears do when they are on a trip?
Explore every corner and leave traces to find your way back.
Why don’t bears go to the ballet?
Because it would make the stage seem too small for their graceful movements.
Why don’t bears use books?
Because he prefers to imagine his stories.
Why don’t bears play hockey?
Because they prefer to slide on the ice in their style.
What do bears do when they are at a concert?
He mumbles to the beat and tries to keep up with the music.
What do bears do when they are at a party?
They choose the biggest piece of cake.
Why don’t bears use caps?
Because their big ears are too adorable to cover.
Why don’t bears go to the opera?
Because it prefers the sounds that the prey makes when it is being chased.
Why don’t bears use laptops?
Because their claws would destroy the keyboard.
Why don’t bears wear jewelry?
Because they don’t fit on their claws.
Why don’t bears use headphones?
Because their ears don’t fit in them!
Why don’t bears play golf?
Because he prefers to dig real holes, not hit balls in them.
What do bears do when they are at a campfire?
He sits close to the warmth and murmurs evening stories.
How do bears express their satisfaction?
Through a long grunt and a tight hug… maybe too tight…