Jokes at the bar, more or less involuntary
Many choose to spend their free time at the bar.
From here to the appearance of hilarious situations is just one step.
So, I couldn’t miss the opportunity to present you with some jokes at the bar.
Very successful, only good to make you laugh out loud.
How where?
At the bar, of course!
A guy walks into a bar jokes
A guy walks into a bar and takes a chair.
Give me a beer, or I’ll break the chair.
Two friends were talking while having a drink at a bar:
– How are you, married?
– Super cool. I feel like I’m 16 again.
– You mean?
– I have no “action”, smoke in the toilet, drink secretly…
A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 glasses of vodka, and starts drinking one after the other.
– God, what happened to you drinking them like that?
You’re at the bar, not the contest, brother!
– You would do exactly the same if you had what I have!
– What do you have?
– Empty pockets because I forgot my wallet at home.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a hot bottle of whole milk.
For who, guy?
For my kid
Dirty bar jokes
Two Americans also come to Paris, enter a bar, order juice and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases.
However, the waiter still feels the need to draw their attention.
– Excuse me, we are forbidden to come with our own food.
The two Americans looked at each other and immediately exchanged sandwiches.
Two guys are also at a bar. One says to the other:
– I have two babes, twin sisters.
– Listen, are you kidding at the bar?
And how do you tell them apart?
– After moles.
The blonde has a mole on her left cheek and the brunette on her right!
Bartender jokes
A rather smoky guy sits at the bar and writes numbers on paper.
The curious bartender asks him what he is doing there:
– My wife told me this morning that she will have a very effective diet starting tomorrow, which promises to lose one kilogram a week.
– And?
– And if I have calculated well, and I have done this about five times to be sure, I will be a free man in a year and a half!
Discussion in a restaurant:
– Waiter, my soup smells of brandy!
The waiter takes two steps back and asks:
– But now?
At the bar, does a guy have a curiosity too?
– Bartender, what can you give me for 10 dollars?
– Hello, sir!
For jokes at the bar, we charge double!
– Bartender, I’ve been in this bar for an hour and feel at home!
– Oh, if you only knew how flattered I feel.
Do you really like us so much?
– Where from! Neither there nor here does anyone notice me like you as a fool in a chair.
The bartender runs after a client who left on several paths on the way home:
– Dear sir, such a thing is impossible!
First, you drink, and then you forget to pay! Where do you think you are?
– My dear, I always drink to forget…
But it seems impossible at your bar!