Really bad jokes
We made original bad jokes that are funny, we hope that you will read them with pleasure.
How do you know if a man is bad?
Smile him!
Good bad jokes
A woman goes to a store to get something to cook.
Although it was several minutes before the store closed, she rushed in and said.
– Good evening. Do you have hens?
The seller, very bored and tired, removes the only hen from the refrigerated box he had and places it on the scales, saying:
– 1,120 kilograms have again. Do you buy it?
– You don’t have a bigger one?
The seller is extremely nervous, takes the hen, a stick in the crate and not having another one, takes out the crate the same hen, puts it on the scales again, and presses the finger on the scales.
– 1,650 kg has a weight gain.
– I take both of them, says a woman.
Bad dad jokes
Dad, can we go to Disney Land?
No, just watch TV
Bad jokes to say to your girlfriend
Do you want to have a fun day with me?
Good! Make me some food!
Dad, can you buy me a gift?
No, wait to bring you Santa.
But we are in January.
The best bad joke to say at your school to your professor:
I want to give me a small note today!
Dad do you want to play Mario?
No, my name is Mario
In a forest, three dads hunted: a deaf man, a bald man, and a bear.
– Pssst, says the deaf. I think I hear something in the forest!
– Did not scare me, says the bald. My hair was raised in fear.
– Don’t worry, guys, because I’m armed to the teeth, says the hamstring.
Best bad jokes
At dinner, parents discuss the grades in the school with the child and punish him for taking note 4 in geography.
– Maria, don’t you think I exaggerated by arguing with the child because he didn’t know where Mexico is?
We don’t even know.
– We don’t know, but it can’t be that far.
I have a colleague from Mexico who comes by bicycle every day.
One day a man comes home, tired. Find all the doors open, the windows open. He entered the house.
In the middle of the room, who was staying? Ton fish.
– Ton fish, did you come?
– Yes, I came.
– And, what are you going to do, Fish Ton?
– I’m going to go.
A woman arrives at the neighborhood store with 10 minutes to close.
– Good evening. Do you have hens?
The bored and tired seller removes the only hen from the refrigerated box.
Then, put it on the scales: 1,120 kg.
– Do you stay?
– You don’t have a bigger one?
That nervously puts the hen in the crate, and having no other, that bag still pulls it out.
Put it on the scale and keep your finger pressed:
– 1,650 kg.
– Perfect, I want both of them!
Do you have fun with bad jokes?
Read the version of the anti-jokes .
Today was a sad day. First, I had to disconnect my grandmother from the appliances.
Second, I really needed that socket to charge my phone.
The bride hid a brick there because she was in very good relations with the girls present at the wedding before throwing the bouquet.
For at the wedding, you should always go to your friends’ funerals because otherwise, they will not come to your funeral.
Parents quarrel with their child and punish him for taking note 4 in geography.
– My wife and I argued this kid didn’t know where Morocco is, but do we know?
– We don’t know, but it can’t be far. I have one from Morocco at work, and he comes by bicycle.
Do you know how to leave a fool waiting?
– Not.
– I’ll tell you tomorrow.
– What’s the difference between a red and a cat?
– The red is red, and you can’t beat nails with the cat.
Two friends are talking about:
– How are you?
– Look, he left me the wife of my best friend.
– I thought I was your best friend…
– Now he is…
Between two friends:
– Honey, don’t you want me to meet a gifted man?
“Leave me alone,” replied, “I’m tired to the brim!”
I better drink juice and read adult jokes!
A biology teacher also explains the lesson to the students:
A flower can wait for pollinators for 1-2 weeks. If no one visits it, then the flower will self-pollinate.
This reminds me a lot of my personal life…
On a beautiful summer night in a park, a woman shouts with all her might.
A policeman hears her and comes quickly to her, thinking of helping her
– What’s the matter, miss?
– A tall, strong, muscular man took me upstairs and tried to rape me. He took it there…
– Calm down, miss. I’ll catch him. Do you want me to arrest him?
– Not! I want his address!
