From April 1, an employee enters the boss’s office, plucks the phone cord from the wall, throws his papers on the floor, pours his coffee on his head, and lets him beat until colleagues in the office shout:
“Stop, John, we joked.
You did not win at Lotto.
But, of course, it’s only April 1.”
Her husband bit his husband cruelly.
Then, finally, the judgment is asked what happened:
– She first called me home during the service, then stripped me and lay me in bed.
And then, with love, I said it was April 1, fool!
Put a plastic bag on the chair for the person you want to fool.
When will sit it’s sound a fart!
April fools day
She: My dear, I’m pregnant!
What would you like it to be?
He: April Fool 1!
– From April 1. Do not you want to go to a movie and then to my house?
– Ooo … you’re a cinema! You like movies!
– Honey, I want to let you know I’ve cheated on you with a neighbor of 4!
– What the?
– It was a joke for April 1, baby!
– Oh, I was scared!
– I did not cheat on you at 4. I have my standards…
I cheated on you with your boss.
Classical jokes are about Deez Nuts that you can try on 1 April and your friends will laugh for sure.
He: Honey, I deceived you.
She: And I…
He: April 1…
She: December 13…
On April 1, John wanted to fool somebody too, so he went to his mother and said,
– Mom, my father, hanged in the garage!
His mother flew quickly, crying at the station, but there was nobody.
-John, nobody is hanging out in the garage.
John responds:
– It was a joke from 1 april. My father is hanged in the attic
Mom, I can not sleep!
Tell me, please, a story!
– It’s been over one night. I’m leaving the dad immediately.
When I ask him where he was, he’ll tell us a story, fool!
Funny April fools jokes
I love weddings!
The bride pretends to be a virgin, the groom claims to have found the couple, and the parents on both sides claim to like it.
Only the guests are honest – they came to eat and eat!
April fool jokes
How do you fool a friend?
With a joke!
What are the four lies a student says?
Tomorrow I will learn to learn.
Tomorrow I’m bringing you the classes.
Take your clothes off! That I’m not doing anything to you!
I do not get naked because I’m a virgin.
My wife kisses me every time I come home.
– That’s the affection!
– No, that’s what she wants to believe…
It’s an investigation!
April fools pranks to use
The husband arrives late at home and jumps quickly to bed.
Leave me alone, says his wife.
My head hurts.
– That’s good prank! How can you hurt today 1 April at all?
Use this April day fools joke.
– Mom, the doctor told me I could not make babies!
– You have a hereditary problem with my daughter. Even your father could not.
Ha, ha, it was a good prank!
Good April fools jokes
A pair of freshly married people came out of the church.
Two boys stood and stared at them! One asks the other:
– You want to scare them?
The other one says:
– Yes, is 1 April, fool!
Then the first one goes to the groom and yells,
– Father!
A white lady brings a little bit of a baby to the world.
Observing her husband’s perplexity, he explains:
– See what can cause your anger to turn off the lights!
One of the best April 1 jokes you can make to a friend would be to wrap their car with newspapers and toilet paper.
You can do this both at night and during the day.
Any passerby will be amused even if he sees you after this pranks.
To make the joke even better, decorate the car with eggs and whipped cream.
If your stepfather really has a more developed sense of humor, you can even put a sack of garbage on.
Another joke you can make to friends from April 1 is to put a beautifully made letter in the mailbox to your friends.
The stamp with all the necessary data announcing that they will be disconnected from the electrical network for repairs for 1-2 weeks.
It would definitely be a big-day trick.